MLB bans red baseball caps as symbols of hate
Major League Baseball has banned all red baseball caps as "symbols of hate."
Effective immediately, there's a $10,000 fine per player who wears a red cap during a game or in public said MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred. We want every Major League Baseball game to feature a welcoming, inclusive atmosphere, and we can't do that when people are being triggered by these red caps.
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Any red shirt with a slogan on it should be banned as people from hundreds of yards away might see them and then causing the viewer to fall on the ground and convulse and then maybe even die. Don't be silly. We should ENCOURAGE red hats and red shirts with slogans precisely BECAUSE they can cause the extremely intolerant to die. How else can we select out for people with senses of perspective and humor, and eliminate humorless scolds with a victim complex? |