Morality Test #3
OK, You have a big, wooden, walking stick (not to be confused with a woody) and there's a big giant scale in the middle of rat infested barn during the plague years.
The barn is floating in the middle of the ocean because of tsunami (just go with it) and there's a liberal on one end of the scale and conservative on the other end of the scale.
Which one do you beat with the stick until they fall off into a pack of rats swiming desperately to climb onto anything to keep from drowning?
Oh yeah, and the conservative has a Colt .45 with plenty of amo and she's a pretty good shot. She has been picking off rats as easily as if they were big Carribu targets and as you look out the barn window, you see Russia.
The liberal is talking about giving you free health care if you save him and he promises lots of hope and change.
I will make up and answer in about 2 days after a few beers. Go.
Conservative
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Liberal
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I would knock off the liberal and take his place on the scale to get away from the rats. I would place the walking stick between me and Sarah so we could both hang on to it to maintain our stability. Then I would ask for some of her extra ammo since I usually carry a Sturm & Ruger .45 on my hip and it was fortunate that she had the same caliber.(By the way, I assume it's Sarah Palin from the description and the inclusion of Russia the scenario.) Side: liberal
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Another stick? Anyway, I'll assume that I'm still a great swimmer, then I'll strike a deal with the conservative. I'll push the liberal off the scale to attract the rats while I swim to Russia and she shoots the other rats trying to attack me, and once I reach Russia I will find some help for her, maybe. Side: liberal
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