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Murder

If you were to murder someone as a way of revenge for some wrong they commit against you what method would you use.

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OK, apparently you have never watched Forensic Files. Those bastards can find the smallest detail and put your ass in jail.

Side: don't do it grandpa
3 points

Haha, that's what I think. Forensics today are so friggin advanced. That show gave me the heart to friggin praise murderers that were successful, even today, and got away with it! Such as the Zodiac Killer. Murderistically (haha, if that's even a word), he's a genius. Even though what he did is so crude.

Let me think.... (I would never murder someone, I don't have the heart to even punch someone), but I think they should be killed some genius way like in Saw. And then to cover any evidence, I'd have a bathtub in my basement, (in my super deep and labyrinth of a basement), full of coca cola... and the body would dissolve in that over the course of, um, I never actually heard how long it takes, but a couple months probably. Oh, and I'd have an amazing vent fan in there too... and coconut scented candles.

I swear, I am not crazy. :-)

Side: don't do it grandpa

Are you saying the coca cola will dissolve the bones and teeth?

Side: don't do it grandpa
2 points

They do exaggerate the hell out of their technology, though. It's not quite as advanced as forensic shows would have you believe.

Side: don't do it grandpa
ProfJukes(1) Disputed
2 points

Well, CSI might exaggerate things, but "Forensic Files" is real life cases, and you wouldn't believe the odd chances and bits of evidence that lead to convictions. (I've worked on some episodes of the show.)

As a prosecutor once told me: "There's 100 ways to f*ck up a murder, and you're a genius if you can think of 50 of 'em."

http://www.forensicfiles.com

The only way to be certain you'll stay out of jail? Don't do it.

Side: don't do it grandpa
2 points

Yup. There was one case where the only reason a guy got caught was because they found the bag that had his gun, gloves, etc. and found a single fingerprint on the inside of the wet glove. It shouldn't have been there too, because of the water. So they caught him and now he's in jail for life without parole, I believe.

Side: don't do it grandpa
3 points

Nice try. Like I'd divulge my master plan to the likes of you!

Side: its a secret
2 points

I hate to sound like Dumbledork but there are punishments worse than Death... if you're looking to murder someone, find your own way, don't ask for suggestions on a public forum: it will be THE evidence against you.

Side: its a secret

I'm sorry but I just don't have it in me to kill or murder anyone for any reason other than it being a crime of passion and I'm not wholly certain I could do that either!

Side: don't do it grandpa
2 points

ok i love this question..

its something that i always wanted

i'm sure enough that i'll never be caught if i commit murder

i've seen many suspense movies like basic instinct and all so i'll adopt one of those ways to kill my victim.......................

just be cool even after u commit the crime

Side: its a secret
1 point

As a black belt, I've learned many ways to inflict damage to others, but I would never use it on another person in cold blood, just for self-defense. If I absolutely had to kill someone, I would copy the techniques of the Zodiac and mix it in with other serial killers. Confusing authorities is a great start.

Side: I could doi it
0 points

Are you stupid, or are you wicked, or are you both? Are you attempting to be humorous in some debauched fashion? What makes you think that any member of CD has murderous intentions or expectations? You have been reasonable in the creation of debates; albeit, this debatable,popularity contest is supremely debauched and not reasonable.

If you are offended by this post, I care not.

CD= Create Debate

not Completely Debauched

Side: author fell off the rocking chair
Grandpa(69) Disputed
1 point

Debauched? Wow you must be ignoring most of the debates that go on this site. I have seen stuff from which urinal do you prefer to is masturbation incest and you decide to call this one debauched? I was hoping for some humorous replies not actual advice on how I should kill. Maybe perhaps this debate is low quality and I'm stupid but at least I'm not some arrogant asshole. If you don't like the debate you don't have to take part.

Side: go to hell