My friend tried to stab me to death with a broken beer bottle (true story)
He's mad because I drank his blueberry smoothie. When I refused to pay for it he went in my fridge and took out a beer bottle then smashed the top off on the counter, literally poured it down his throat and all over his face then threatened to stick me with the pointy end if I didn't pay up. I hope he swallowed some glass shards. It was at this point that I became super pissed and threw the toaster at his head. He ducked, made a strange hissing noise, and as the toaster smashed against the wall he stabbed for my abdomen. I jumped back, and distanced myself. He stood there and didn't persist, but I was now experiencing the kind of primal fury you experience when your life is threatened (especially when it's threatened by someone who was your friend five minutes ago) and in that moment I went insane and basically ran at him and did a flying axe kick at his face. I don't really know how it happened but I got stabbed in the leg with the bottle and broke his nose in the process.
Totally not made up
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@OmegaPan David? Is that you? Damn, I should have known you caught me buggering my grandfathers goats again. You don't usually get that pissed from me drinking your blueberry smoothies. I let you drink my sperm smoothies to make up for it, after all. Why don't you lactate some more blueberries out of your udders and suck my wank some more? Side: Yeah right
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