Obama dies and goes to the pearly gates where he talks with Saint Peter:

Obama: St. Peter, before you tell me if I'm allowed in or not, There's a question that has been bothering me my whole life. Am I a black man with one white parent or a white man with one black parent?

St. Peter: God's over there, why don't you ask him?

Obama: God, Am I a black man with one white parent or a white man with one black parent?

God: Son, you are what you are.

Obama: St. Peter, I'm more confused than ever. God said, "You are what you are."

St. Peter: OK, that means that you are a white man with one black parent.

Obama: How can you be so sure?

St. Peter: Well, because if you were a black man with one white parent then God would have said, "You is what you is."

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The only difference between Obama and Osama is a little BS.

'From the time Barack Obama was sworn in as a United State Senator, to the time he announced he was forming a Presidential exploratory committee, he logged 143 days of experience in the Senate. That's how many days the Senate was actually in session and working. After 143 days of work experience, Obama believed he was ready to be Commander In Chief, Leader of the Free World, and fill the shoes of Abraham Lincoln, FDR, JFK and Ronald Reagan. 143 days. I keep leftovers in my refrigerator longer than that.'

--- Columnist Cheri Jacobus

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What is the difference between Obama and Osama? Just a little BS.

Barack Hussein Obama, enough said.

Did you hear about the time when Obama and Biden went out to a burger joint? He left a 5 dollar tip.

It was change they could believe in!

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President Barack Obama = Arab base, pink Democrat

President Barack Hussein Obama = A Democrat speaks inane rubbish

Obama crossed the street. The end.

Obama crossed the hood. He got shot. The end. . . for reals. [;

The white House chef is preparing himself for an Obama presidency by cooking chitlin and fried chicken.