Opinions: Why Am I So Incredibly Sexy?
I haven't even changed my look in 20 years and girls still want to rape me.
Every time I visit the supermarket I am ruthlessly penetrated by lustful eyes.
This has to stop. I am not just a piece of prime cut rump steak!!! Ladies, keep your wandering hands away from my finely sculpted buttocks please.
Being demonically beautiful is so tiresome. I can't even remember which unholy entity I struck a pact with, but I was almost certainly drunk so it shouldn't count.
I Admit It
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Deny Everything
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Because either your mirrors are broken, or you don't have mirrors. The most stupid thing about this claim is that you've never even seen me and have no idea what I look like. I could literally be Brad Pitt for all you know. Banned for being a dumb dickhead and saying dumb dickhead things. Side: I Admit It
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