Oh goodness... this is such a surprise... okay, well I won biggest smackdown but I have to share that one with GuitarGuy sooooo... so do I get custody of the Snappy on the weekends or what?

And I won Most Popular soooo I'd like to thank the 3 or 4 people who voted for me, I like to thank BigOats for being such a fucking asshole thus making me look better, I'd like to thank Dana for loving and hating me every other minute, I also would like to thank Jesus (Ha! Just kiddin'). I'd like to thank Andy for not banning me over the years and Saurbaby for being herself. I'd like to thank GG for keepin' me relatively sane..

CD Music plays....

Oh! And I'd like to thank Joe and of course RavenLily for keeping me laughing... also Sauh, Intang and Atrag-Very funny guys and might all be the same person.

Prod? What can I say VB4L? I love ya and I wish Grandpaw Andy would let ya stay. Also I love those Indian people... Nida and the other two. Indians are cool yo!

I'd like to thank Silas for being my black badass brotha.

Josh.... keep it real in da berry fields yo! ;)

KillerBee... I know you ain't a stoner but I will never stop calling you one

PF-dude... chill out... Dana is gone

GuitaristDog: I thought your vaca was over? Where the F have you been?

Cynical/MasterKage: You're cool dude'....

Music gets WAY louder

Hellno is cut off!

BEST ACCOUNT GRAPHIC

I'm both surprised and amused that I won this award! I feel like many others could easily have won as well, so I'll take it with a grain of salt.

Anyway, I figure now is as good a time as ever to really let loose on every person that I can think of (both good and bad):

joecavalry- Uncle Joe has always been there and always will be (but let's not jinx it ;) ). His constant ridiculous debates still surprise and shock me every time even though I've been here for over 3 years. That must really say something about Joe or I. Or both...LOL

Hellno- This dude is really the life of the party here. He calls out BS when he sees it (Dana! and the Oats man), which is encouraging. He's really hilarious and I'm still not sure if he's white or black. That one picture looked convincing but I want MORE!

PrayerFails- I really admire his stance and thoughts in economics and beyond. I'm planning on being an economic major along with applied mathematics or something similar, so I've actually learned a little from PF. He apparently likes golf, women, and living that bachelor life. Props to him.

Srom- Awesome dude. One of the great people who is always helpful and friendly. I've admired his relentless, albeit sometimes a little misguided, arguments over my time here. He is a solid Christian, which is obviously clear to everyone around him haha

TERMINATOR- Had to include him because he's such an enormous part of this community even though he's long since departed. When I came here, he was actually my CD role model. (Imagine that, finding role models on CreateDebate?!) Interesting guy, also incognito in that no one ever knew how old he was or where he was from exactly. I feel like he might just roam from forum to forum in sort of an Aragorn-like fashion...ok that got really bad. NEXT!

KingOfPopForever- Haven't seen much of him recently, but Silas is another favorite of mine. We've had some great chats about a wide variety of things (not least of which was DANA). He's going to be so shocked to see Dana gone when he gets back! He's a great, black dude with some serious chill.

Quocalimar- I guess he had a lot of fake accounts? I didn't like him that much, he always seemed really distant and disconnected from everything, which may have influenced his arguments a bit too much...

Saurbaby- Another very nice user. She's one of the only prominent females here and even though she's been gone she's been missed a bunch! She's incredibly kind and very pretty from what I recall.

Cuaroc- This guy went from being a one-dimensional atheist debater to one of the main members of the Dana coup. He's clever and although we disagree on much, he is an integral part of the CD community.

Axmeister- He's the very loyal Brit here, which I respect. He is a decent debater with an inclination to hate derogatory and insulting language. He's pretty cool, we agree on a lot. His penguin is indelible to his persona.

HoldTheMayo- Oh man. The first thing I think of are his constant bouts with Cartman, especially about the Zimmerman trial! But I mean, he makes great debates (as well as bad ones that get ignored lol) so I applaud him. He's a good thinker who can approach the same subject from seemingly endless angles (Zimmerman, anyone?).

addltd- Andy is obviously the indelible fabric to this site, so thanks Andy for making such an awesome community and putting up with all the stuff that happens around here! He's a very likable person who is always respectful and thoughtful when he decides to contribute in debates.

Thewayitis- This guys been living in the cardboard box under the bridge in Columbus for a while now... he used to be a notorious theist debater who made some excruciating remarks on all of the God debates but he's become a little bit more reasonable lately. People forget what a riot he is, what a hilarious dude with a raging beard!

Elvira- She's been a big user here, with all kinds of strange, yet cool contributions. I find her incredibly deep as a person, with thoughts that are always well thought out and hard to disagree with in debates. Anime is really big with her I believe?

shoutoutloud- Easily one of the most lovable people around, she brings a distinct perspective straight from Denmark as an 18 year old mother of a most adorable baby. Very cool, usually easygoing unless there's some really salty stuff going on...

atypican- Very philosophical thinker, who always seems to bring innovative thoughts to the God debates. I really respect him, and I think he's another user who really comprises a large niche in the CD community.

Cartman- Great guy, I'd argue that he is the funniest person here at times, even surpassing Joe. Although he is able to switch to being an excellent serious debater faster than you can say "Hold the mayo please."

Jungelson- Jungel boy is a good guy, sometimes he has to lighten up though! Seriously! He's been a little more laidback lately but I remember he was very serious for a while prior to that. Right now, he's a big user who may be at the top of the leader board soon, so props!

GuitarGuy- Really cool guy, the mastermind behind the big fake user takedown. I was really impressed by that, and I would support any movements to appoint him detective of CD. But he's also very chill and sometimes lightens up debates that tend to be heated.

lolzors93- Undoubtedly one of the more controversial users here, he is still a great voice to have here, regardless of how you feel about his views. Personally, I think he's pretty cool but I'd like him to do some debates outside the realm of religion every now and then.

AveSatanas- Very strong atheist debater. He goes toe-to-toe with anyone and usually does extremely well as far as God debates go... he's also shared some really interesting stories (black widow bite!?) and can be very witty.

GuitaristDog- This guy is very libertarian in almost every sense of the word. I greatly respect all of his thoughts and especially admire his relentlessness in abortion debates. His long hair was kind of a surprise to everyone I think, but he's one of the coolest guys here.

TheAshman- Dude from England who I honestly don't know much about. He seems to be very rational while debating, which is always good.

wardogninja- Catholic guy with some interesting views, I think he's always been pretty reasonable and good-natured. Props.

Vermink- The first thing I notice about her is how nice she is! I don't recall any time when she got angry with or insulted anybody, which says a lot about her character. I really like her as a person, she is very interesting and has countless likable qualities...

Cynical- Another libertarian teen who is very smart! It's always a pleasure watching him debate and remain active here. He's a cool guy and his name change was pretty epic.

warrior- He's a Christian, but I've always gotten the wackjob vibe from him for some reason...no idea why. I respect a lot of his views and he takes on some pretty flimsy arguments and is sometimes very successful because of his passion. Respect.

Intangible- Relatively new user who I really didn't care for at first, but I've come around. He's very insightful and smart, and he's shot up incredibly fast! I commend him for that, it seems like he's always online so obviously he is a key contributor to the community. Really cool guy.

RandomDude- This guy is all over the radar... him and Dana formed an unlikely bond which was kind of repulsive to see. Anyway, he's kind of been a jerk to a lot of people so I can't say I like him much.

Atrag- Dude from Spain who is also very smart, studying law I believe. I respect his confrontations with Dana, he was another large part of the Dana coup, not afraid to tell it like it is.

mitgag- Probably the user I've grown closest to here. She's very nice and never fails to make me smile :) She's very smart, in the process of trying to move on to bigger and better things in the very competitive world of India, but I know she'll do awesome! Anyway, I think she's great and her personality is extremely attractive.

Centifolia- I don't know what to think about her... I don't know whether to be creeped out or intrigued. She's said some odd things and I just get a weird vibe like she's not quite okay, but what do I know. She still seems smart and competent.

I'm stopping here not only because I can't think of anyone else, but because I'm getting really sick of typing...LOL

Hopefully I avoided missing any important people, the only reason you may have been missed is because you don't have that many points, so it's nothing personal.

Anyway, thanks to everyone! It's always a real pleasure.

If you've read this whole post, you're even more special ;)

First, I'd like to thank Danny2TheMax, without him I would have never won Biggest Smackdown. I'd also like to thank Andy for making Biggest Smackdown a category, because without it, I would have won nothing...

I'd also like to give a shout out to ShoutOutLoud (it just seems appropriate).

I'd like to give Joe a ";)". He gives so many of them, but receives so little.

Cartman... keep up the good work.

Dana... hello? Dana, are you there? Hmm, nevermind then.

Jungelson, stop being so fucking British.

Srom, stop being so oblivious.

Intangible... eh, I don't really care.

Centifolia... sigh<--- You use that in every one of your arguments. Stop sighing!

Hellno... last I checked, I was the leading nomination. Why are we sharing this award? It's not yours... it's MINE! Fuck you... okay fine, you deserve it too.

And to anyone else who I forgot to mention... stop being so forgettable!

I want to thank everyone who falls for my ploys to take over CD

cough Just Kidding! >.>

But seriously, thank you for loving me, and finding me sexy. lol

Special thanks to Andy, for being awesome, you're still my favorite, even if you didn't win anything <3

Thanks to Hellno, for being the best man slave ever, I wouldn't be where I am on CD if it weren't for him.

Thanks to Joe for keeping me laughing.

Thanks to Srom for being possibly the most persistent user on here after all he's been through, I finally have respect for you again, and even kind of see you as a little brother. lol

Thank you to all the other users who make the site possible and for ever keeping me entertained.

Except Dana, no thanks to her. :p

Well, I'm drunk and kind of high, which makes sense because about 40% of my posts here have been under the influence of alcohol, and about 70% under the influence of marijuana, so this would be puururrrrrrrrrfect.

I'm a genius, anyone who hasn't acknowledged this by now is a fuckin' faggot.

Amen and suck my dick ya cunt shits.

Check check. Is this thing on? Yes? Ok. Hi....um....cough...is it hot in here? ahem well uh I won the most passionate, most scientific, and best atheist debator snappy awards. I would like to thank Jesus...get it..I won best atheist....heh...um..cough. ....you're pussying out....omg omg...get it together.....umm....so I wanna thank the nominations for peopling....I mean the people for nominating me! Um..so yeah.......so this black family hears about this river that will turn you white if u cross it. So they go there and the parents cross and they turn white..and then the little sister crosses and she turnes white. Then the brother tries to cross but is swept downstream by the current, and the sister says "mommy daddy Jamal got swept away!" And the dad says, "fuck that nigger" heh heh....he.h...get it....? ....I'm gonna go now...

I won Best Theist Debater.

I just want to thank everyone who voted for me on that. I honestly thought that I wasn't going to get a Snappy Award or get Best Theist Debater because I thought lolzors was going to get that.

I would like to thank Andy, who made the Snappies and even tho he is not as active as he would like to be. He does a great job maintaining this site, and taking his time for us to do the snappies.

I would like to thank Hellno and GuitarGuy for solving the case with all of those fake Lizzie accounts.

I also want to thank you all who like me on this site and support me on here. It has been a pleasure to receive this award.

I am so honored to won this award! It is such a great feeling to win something like this. I would like to thank everyone who voted for me! Wait, I didn't win anything! WTF! I can't believe I didn't get anything?!? This must be rigged...It's not about the T-shirt, but winning something would have been a little slice of validation... :(

I want to thank everybody on this create debate site for not voting for me to win anything. I appreciate the non-glamour that I receive and I most definitely want to thank the following people: Lynaldea; you are so awesome; one of a kind!

Probably the ONLY person on this site who does not have multiple accounts.

Bows

You are welcome internet world of chaos.

Thanks for the reward. Bye