Post funny offensive religious jokes, (warning enter at own risk)
Lets have a little fun, post, repost or make your own funny offensive religious or athiest jokes or meme.
Warning: if you cant stand the heat might want to get out the kitchen.
Heres one to start it off:
Q: What's white and zips across the sky at 100 mph followed by a band of angels?
A: The coming of the Lord.
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."
"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.
"Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Are you religious?"
He said: "Yes."
I said: "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"
He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."
I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.
An Englishman, Frenchman, Texan and Mexican are on a plane thats goin to crash they realise that if they lighten the load some of them might survive so the Englishman steps forward and says I dont mind sacrificing myself shouts God save the Queen and jumps out but the plane is still tooheavy so the Frenchman steps forward shouts vive le France and jumps out but the plane is still too heavy so the Texan shouts remember the Alamo and throws the Mexican out.