Proof Jesus came before, Horus, Mithras, Krishna, Dionysis and the Other Gods!
Horus, Mithras, Krishna, Dionysis and Many Other Pagan Gods that all predate Jesus some by thousands of years have the same story of Jesus, you know born of a virgin, 12 followers, healed the sick, walking on water, died and was resurrected 3 days later, yada, yada ,yada and so on.
My question is How could this be?
Well after searching long and hard and many stress filled nights and years of debating, I HAVE FOUND THE ANSWER FOLKS.
JESUS had a Delorean and must of traveled back in time before the other so called Gods and did all those thing first and then those other fony Gods had the balls to steal his stories and use them as there own, lol As if no one would of found out, lol losers, I mean come on how stupid do those other Gods think we are, ahh "Helloooo" fony Gods we have the internet, ahh, you do know we can find out the truth now.
So what do you guys think, Did Jesus have a time traveling Delorean or was Jesus really a copy cat?
Jesus had a Delorean!
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Jesus was a plagiarist!
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Actually they all had Deloreans. Religion is just a collective time travelers prank on humanity. Check it out. Side: Jesus had a Delorean!
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The fucked up thing is I had a debate with one of my cousin's before as he said, "only though Jesus can your soul be saved, I then said well what about the billions of people that died before he was born, are they not saved, are they in Hell? He then told me that Jesus went to hell and saved the ones that wanted to be saved and because Jesus is God he can travel back in time to save those people. That was the day I stopped doing drugs because I saw first hand the side effects lol. Side: Jesus was a plagiarist!
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My question is How could this be? One is true, or all are false, or multiples could be true. It's too hard to conceptualize. I wouldn't call him a plagiarist. What if God purposefully gave Jesus that life in order to bring more people to the faith? I totes don't know here but I think the true answer may be to hard to find. Side: Jesus was a plagiarist!
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