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Your a jerk!/dont cheat Nope! keep doing it
Debate Score:30
Arguments:24
Total Votes:33
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Should I stop cheating on my wife?

ok so here's what going on. Bassically ive been cheating on my wife for this other girl, you see the thing is my wife ate the last taco and I said, "what the fuck you bitch'. I wanted to blow her fucking head off but I then I thought "fuck I cant do that who am I gonna fuck every morning". So I decided to let it go. Then after that I decided to cheat on her to get her back. She's alot nicer than my bitchy wife. I went to the girl's  house and she had  ranch buffalo flavoured doritos. My wife says she doesnt get me them because theyre to fattning that bitch, also the girl also has a dog names mrs.fluffy cakes ,who doesnt like a dog named mrs.fluffy cakes?????, so yeah what should I do, I dont wanna feel bad for cheating on my wife but the girl has freaking ranch buffalo flavoured doritoes,ok let me repeat that again. RANCH FLAVOURED DORITOESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.and to top it all of she has a freaking dog named mrs.fluffy cakes!!!!!!!!,normally in my religion I would beat the fuck out of an animal but then I decided well its name is mrs.fluffy cakes and in our religion you cant kill animals named mrs.fluffy cakes so what should I do? cheat or no cheat?

Your a jerk!/dont cheat

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Nope! keep doing it

Side Score: 17
2 points

'Til death do you part. Seem familiar?

Or you could do the popular thing and get a divorce. But cheating? Must not be a man, imho.

Side: Your a jerk!/dont cheat
1 point

Don't cheat on your wife she deserves a lot of respect and she probably trusts you if she finds out your cheating on her then they might get mad and want a divorice.

Side: Your a jerk!/dont cheat
1 point

You are acting like you are 5 years old. Doritos??? Aren't you old enough to buy them for yourself?

Side: Your a jerk!/dont cheat
Nobunaga639(22) Clarified
1 point

My wife makes the money and the financial decisions (what a bitch!!!!!)

Side: Your a jerk!/dont cheat
Elvira(3446) Clarified
1 point

I really do think that you're making this up.

Side: Your a jerk!/dont cheat

This sounds so stupid i assume this is a troll debate, but i will none-the-less be serious in my response.

In short, you should stop cheating on your wife. Either be faithful or end it. You shouldn't be wasting her time when she can be looking for a more frutiful relationship while you can maybe even start a relationship with this other girl.

Side: Your a jerk!/dont cheat
addltd(5144) Banned
1 point

Please stop...unless of course you feel like you might harm someone. The feel free to continue on!

Side: Your a jerk!/dont cheat
1 point

I cant really decide which one to say first.. If you are a jerk or if you should stop cheating..

Let's begin with the jerk.. Yes, you are. definitely. no more questions about that. Cheating is a very UNMANLY thing to do, especially if you are married.. Honestly. You call your wife things like that.. Another unmanly thing to do.. Why get married to her in the first place if you treat her like that. No matter how she acts.. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TREAT HER THAT WAY... Maybe, thats why your wife has been like that to you, because she sees that you are also a cheater.

Next.. It's not about religion or anything. It's up to you what to do anyway. Just make sure that you never regret anything. Besides, it looks like you already decided to do anyway. Why make a debate about it... Is it to prove that you, cheating is right. or if you cheating is wrong.. You are so weird. If you want to finish your business, or anything.. Just end it... Start being a man and stop cheating. Thats kind of stupid. Really stupid. No offense whatsoever.

Side: Your a jerk!/dont cheat
Revolt(201) Clarified
1 point

OBVIOUS TROLL IS OBVIOUS.

Anyway, leaving your wife for Doritos is surely a lot less annoying than buying Doritos and having to hide them some place.

Side: Your a jerk!/dont cheat
Cambriel(711) Disputed
1 point

Im not trying to troll. If thats what you think, then sorry. But that is not what I was trying to do. Im just irritated with the fact that he does that. Seriously, doesn't he have his own money?

Besides, just because I said what I felt doesnt mean that I'm a troll. I even tried to be nice and didn't say vulgar or bad words

Side: Nope! keep doing it
1 point

Maybe you ought to eat her taco sometimes and she wouldn't be snatching yours; and about having no one to fuck in the morning, you could always go fuck yourself. And you probably should. Threatening to kill your wife over a taco is fucking pathetic.

Side: Your a jerk!/dont cheat
1 point

Lol ^^^^^^ whats wrong with you guys. Common sense is not common for some. Its a joke stop responding you strange indiviudals

Side: Your a jerk!/dont cheat
1 point

Yes,it is not nice to cheat on your wife. If she catches you in the act, it will lead to a divorce. Imagine if you loved a girl to death and married her, only to find out that she had romantic relations with other men. If you're like most people, you'd feel heartbroken and betrayed. Not to mention that you could get STD's that you could pass on to your wife, assuming that your affairs turn sexual

Side: Your a jerk!/dont cheat
1 point

First of all, Til' death do you part! And secondly, IT IS A TACO, GET OVER IT IT IS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL!!!!!!

Side: Your a jerk!/dont cheat

Fear not, for the soothing light of counsel has come. In your predicament, this is what you should do;

1) Learn to read and spell correctly.

2) Stop trolling this site, where people want intelligent debates.

3) Find something more productive to do with your time.

4) If all of the above fail, castrate yourself (to prevent pollution of the gene pool) and play with traffic.

Side: Nope! keep doing it
1 point

thank you i decided to marry the other girl and start a relatioship with her along with my dog mrs.flufy cakes and the ranch buffalo flavoured doritoes :)

Side: Nope! keep doing it
2 points

I think you should just fuck the Doritos as that seems to be your one true love.

Side: Nope! keep doing it
1 point

to be honest im just using her for the doritoes ;D, oh and mrs.fluffy cakes

Side: Nope! keep doing it

Ranch Buffalo Doritios are surely worth cheating on. A woman who doesn't mind her own business on what a man eats, she has it coming. Plus, what is wrong with Mrs Fluffy Cakes for a pet name?

Hell, I would name my dog Mikey's Butthair.

Side: Nope! keep doing it
1 point

Ranch Buffalo Doritios are surely worth cheating on

very true which is why I cheated on her

A woman who doesn't mind her own business on what a man eats, she has it coming. Plus, what is wrong with Mrs Fluffy Cakes for a pet name?

I totally agree shes the bitchiest bitch of all bitches and yes its a great name :D

Hell, I would name my dog Mikey's Butthair.

accually its funny in my religion were also not suppose to kill animals named mikey's butthair but yes thats a great name XD

Side: Nope! keep doing it

enjoy hell needleweiner

Side: Nope! keep doing it
Nobunaga639(22) Disputed
1 point

accually im going to the chaos world so ha in your face faggot!!!

Side: Your a jerk!/dont cheat

lol this is my troll account XD///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

Side: Nope! keep doing it