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Is it being suggested that toilet paper is intended to be applied directly to one's butt? I've always used TP to clean my hands after I wipe; never have I thought of using it to clean my ass. Thanks for the tip! Perhaps now I can make my favorite hand sanitizer last longer, especially during these tough economic times.
Should it be called dung paper, ass tissue or something similar? Don't tell me now that it isn't for cleaning the toilet. Or am I the only one with an occasional spell of faucet butt which normally makes a mess of my neighbors toilet?
:(..thanks alot....NOT!...well mahols' arguement had me curious and so i thought for the first time in my life,i will be fair, and check out this fold method in which he and the like speak of..result?....and well, yes,..like i originally said, its a load a shite......:)..."go the scrunchers!"
I just did a scientific test on both methods. The fold is clearly superior. 1) It is a waste of toilet paper to use the scrunch method, 2) the fold method is a fractal process; the original fold can be refolded multiple times, whereas the scrunch must be thrown away immediately under the threat of poop-fingers. 3) And the scrunch method shows no sign of added benefit to the buttus crackus beyond being fluffyish.
I'm constipated, in pain and need to get back to work as quick as possible. My ass burns from last night's chili. Folding my toilet paper to be more eco-friendly would be the least of my worries. Personally, I'd grab the toilet paper, scrunch it and finish as soon as possible without giving it a second thought how many times I could fold it. I don't have the time or the need to carefully fold it over and over again.
if you fold the toilet paper around your hand as you take it from the roll, it will not as much time as it does when you take the toilet paper off the roll then fold it.
oh boy what have i started ........thank you so much.nothing like a good laugh to start my day. however 1)scrunching allows for greater coverage thus requiring less wiping.2)folding does not allow for traction thus skidding 3)so long as im using toilet paper and not newspaper to wipe my arse, my buttus crackus is satisfied........have a good day:)
What about the wrap, wrap, wrap, fold, fold, crumple, crumple, smash, scrub and scrub method?
Which direction is best? Would that direction be side to side, front to back, back to front, or something like a figure eight pattern with a bit of touch and go? But, if a person is a gay male would the figure eight pattern constitute masturbation?
have you tried a butt plug..........................i dont know i thought your wit was above potty talk? I didn't say mine was,.............. butt i thought yours was?hmmm i stand corrected.
It may be said that I am intellectually competent, but never should it be thought that I am anything more or less than a fellow human-being. And as a fellow human-being, I find it extremely beneficial to embrace my humanity as a natural function of living; which is quite unlike this superficial form of academic and humanitarian superiority that many intellects embrace and promote as a means of self-promotion. (Like you, I too shit and find humor in the humility of cleaning one’s butt crack.)
And hell, if we didn’t shit, one may argue that we are all gods!
And again i stand corrected.........................................yes i feel you are indeed a wise fellow being.......................i did for a moment think you were taking the piss/shit out of me.............................sorry and may your bowel movements treat you well...........................................:)
True, it is more environmentally friendly, but I personally prefer the scrunch method, because it's more comfortable. Folds are flimsy and often break.
OH yes, im a scruncher! And so you are one of those march pisceans,darn and here i was thinking we had something in common...i dont know how to poke my toungue out yet ,just learnt how to do the wink...;)
This little psychotic is grinning from ear to ear on that:).......hmmm maybe you've met your match...........;p. what if i had a toungue ring(i dont) how would i do that?
i thought i would beat you all to it and down vote me and joe since our last few add ins are nothing to do with topic.........................ok....that should keep you all happy.
The quality of Andrex is so bad that I frequently goose meself. I am offended that Ansrex have a survey to find out how we wipe our butts - which is none of their damn business. But inviting us to VOTE on it makes a mockery of democracy!
