Tea Party spokesperson and noted burlesque entertainer Taryn McClosov today issued a statement calling for strip clubs at the Pentagon to help honor those who died there on 9/11.

"Our soldiers fought and died for our right to be mindlessly intolerant. As grandpa always said, 'We let them Jews out of them Concentration Camps, but that don't mean we gonna let them into our Country Clubs!'"

"And still, our military leaders have allowed Muslims to infiltrate the sacred ground of the Pentagon, where 184 people died on Sept. 11, 2001".

"Exactly one month after the 9/11 attack, Army Chaplain Abdul-Rasheed Muhammad read a verse from the Koran at the memorial service at the Pentagon."

"To this day, Muslims dare practice their religion there. That’s right. Imagine this. The Muslims have a mosque inside the Pentagon!"

"There is but one solution. To help neutralize the offensiveness of the mosque at the Pentagon, we need to open one or two strip clubs in there. Why? Well, there are two strip clubs in New York City closer to the hallowed ground of Ground Zero than the proposed mosque site you all been hearing so much about."

"When people go to Ground Zero, they will be upset about the mosque being so close, but reassured by the strip clubs being even closer, right? We need to offer the same reassurance to our brave men and lesbians in uniform at the Pentagon."

To help support the "Strippers in the Pentagon" campaign, McClosov announced that the set of commemorative 9/11 "Patriotic Pasties" will be available for sale soon at their web site, Teapublicans4BigTattas.com.