The Best CHUCK NORRIS Fact...Ever
This debate has no description because CHUCK NORRIS defies all description.
Top 5 for me:
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99c every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
CHUCK NORRIS and two strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman, Montana, while awaiting their respective flights.
One is an American Indian passing
through from Lame Deer. Chuck is on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East.
Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.
Chuck leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes.
Finally, the American Indian clears
his throat and softly he speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."
The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"
Chuck shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl, "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'. ;)
1)chuck norris can blow bubble with beef jerky
2)it is unwise for a man to play leap frog with a unicorn, unless that man is chuck norris
3)people say where is god? he never answers your prayers because one day chuck norris pointed to the heavens and said 'bang'
Side: votes republican