The Rapture Happens on CD! Who Goes to Hell And Who to Heaven?
Okay, this is cyber hell and heaven, so what say you?
These users go to Hell
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These users go to heaven
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While I support this, he didn't start his life on CD that way. He evolved into a Troll. I don't exactly know how that happens, unless maybe he was bitten by a rabid animal and that is when things started to go wrong. Oh, and if that is the case, he may still get a pass and go to heaven. Side: These users go to Hell
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I reckon I'm going to hell, besides regular shaving of my facial hair: I've coveted my neighbors wife and ass in the same time and regularly, she's a foxy dime. I've also enjoyed shellfish, pork and rabbit, Worked on Sundays. Shared a bed with my wife during "that" time of the month. I've made many a filthy comment. I haven't stoned my children for disobedience. I'm sure I've cursed and blasphemed God on every available occasion. And for none of these sins have I charred the arse off of livestock so God can enjoy the smell, so yea, hell it is for me. I don't mind though, I'll be in good company. Side: These users go to Hell
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Everyone on this site goes to hell because they didn't believe in God. All the "True Christians would go to heaven because they believed in Jesus Christ as their personal Savior. Note: The Rapture is when Jesus snatches the Christians to be up with Him in Heaven. And all the non-believers would be "Left Behind" Side: These users go to Hell
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Mitt Romney goes to heaven... why? Here is why (thanks to South Park)!
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Went entering Hell someone from the crowd asks what religion was the right religion!
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That's fine, because Christianity is a faith far removed from the message and purpose of Jesus Christ. If he came back I have no doubt he would loathe both Christianity and most Christians. So if Jesus and heaven are real, perhaps your alternative (and more benevolent) system of belief will get you a ticket to the magic kingdom in the sky. Side: These users go to heaven
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There is only one way to get to heaven. Many sincere persons trust that they are on the right road to heaven. But if the way is dependent on anyone other than the Lord Jesus Christ, they are on a road “which seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of [spiritual] death” (Proverbs 14:12). The Lord Jesus declared emphatically that “I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by Me” (John 14:6). Other ways, however appealing, be they church membership, good works, etc., can only end in spiritual death, separation from God. The Bible clearly states that man is at a distance from God because of sin and that the correction for this separation has been provided by the Lord Jesus Christ when He died on the cross as your substitute, bearing the judgment of God against your sin. You must accept the fact that because you are a sinner, you are going the wrong way; the Bible says that “all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God” (Romans 3:23). “The wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord” (Romans 6:23). “It is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment” (Hebrews 9:27). Ephesians 2:8-9 "For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast." Isaiah 64:6 "But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags; and we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the wind, have taken us away. " Our works are no good. They will not get us to heaven. Romans 5:8 "But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us." Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." Salvation is a gift. It is free to us. But it cost God his life. Jesus came to earth as a human to die for our sins. He arose and ascended back to heaven. It does not matter what anyone believes, they must believe the way God's Word tells us. Romans 10:9-10 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. 10 For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. Salvation is that simple. Side: These users go to heaven
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