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 The monkey has spoken (22)

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The monkey has spoken

This debate is about whether the monkey has spoken.

 

The monkey will be defined as a monkey with the word "the" before it, or "the" with the word monkey after it. 

 

Spoken referrs to making meaningful sounds with your mouth or ass. (My farts are very meaningful).

 

 

 

 

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What monkey?

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monkyhaspokn(21) Clarified
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The one that sits on your shoulder!

The monkey speaks meaning but meaning is meaningless!

Meaning is only a concept derived from meaningless things.

It is a barrier impossible to overcome.

But do not worry for the impossible becomes possible at the turn of the heart!

Cuaroc(8829) Disputed
1 point

Their is no monkey sitting on my should I would of noticed.

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Fuck the money! He knows nothing.,

monkyhaspokn(21) Disputed
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Correct you are. The monkey knows nothing. The monkey only believes and detects the probability! What is knowledge I ask. Do you know what it is? Do you truly know? But if you do not know than you must not know anything because you do not even understand the concept! The flaw lies in the depth my friend. Probe hard enough and it is inevitable. The own implications of your dire assertions refute you! You know nothing. Everyone knows nothing! Knowledge is a deadly sin my friend. The monkey is pure at heart. Such blasphemies do not taint his being. Embrace your ignorance or it will smite you. Indeed, it will smite you in the heart and you will be left an inhibited fool. The monkey is a symbol. A conscious symbol. The symbol of nothingness. Nothingness is everything. Everything is a mirage. Nothingness is what lies on the other side, just a short leap away. Are you brave enough to take the leap? The nothingness is speaking. You just have to listen. But do not use your ears! Listen with your soul. The soul is the pathway to enlightenment. You just need the key. But where is the key? What is the key? The key is what it will be. But who knows what it will be? Only one person knows. But no he does not really know. He just pretends to know. But he believes and that is why he is a fool. A wise fool is he. Yes but do not let it taint your spirit. There are many paths to the other side my friend. Do not doubt your fate. Just know that it is doubtful.

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The monkey has spoken, and the monkey says he will give me a pygmy marmoset.

monkyhaspokn(21) Disputed
1 point

What is a pygmy marmoset? The monkey does not know. Please share.

riahlize(1573) Disputed
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Small monkey. Very, very small, and so ugly it's adorable.

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But what if the monkey is the pygmy marmoset?

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Then I want the monkey. As a domesticated pet. :D

WHAT WHAT MONKEY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

your description makes no sense to me.

jonathangoh(1726) Clarified
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Do you mean any monkey? Like baboons and orangutans and gorillas?

Lynaldea(1231) Disputed
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this monkey is talking monkey nonsense out of it monkey ass.

monkyhaspokn(21) Disputed
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I fear that you have made the mistake of listening with your ears!

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Who is the monkey here? Who is the one talking monkey nonsense and who is the one who has the monkey ass? You right? I never knew monkeys talked out of their ass.Maybe you have tried it, so you are the monkey who is talking monkey nonsense out of your monkey ass