Well, as I said my real answer would be the UK... I was mearly playing Devil's Advocate.

OK man, but you almost gave me a heart attack back there.

Now, now.... southern French weather is pretty dang nice.

Agreed, but Jersey has great weather too.

Well, I can't possible argue against that except.... your bacon isn't like that fake ass Canadian bacon is it?

Nope, our bacon is proper bacon. They only use the tasty part of the pig in Britain.

I prefer a beach that has palm trees.

Say no more, Cleethorpes now has palm trees

I was forcibly dragged there 7 years ago, and it was the worst experience of my life. I saw many a bum, crook and mole person, they were like London bums but smellier. And what the hell are "freedom fries"? Is that an American jibe, because I'm British.

The weather is almost the same. From the British coast to the north of France, it's what, 120 miles or so? That's hardly enough to fuss about the weather. And Britain gets more snow too. And in case ya didn't know, snow is fucking awesome.

Anyway I think I'll deliver my killer blow. Ahem...

YOU HAVE THE EURO, NYE NYE NYE NEH NEH!

"I'll give you ww1, but i think if Britain was located right next to Germany, a country bigger than it at the time, and they came marching in to you, you to would have surrendered "

If Britain was located next to Germany, the whole of history would have changed. You cannot deny that Britain saved you in WWII.

"You didn't beat us in the Napoleonic wars did you. No, as far as France v Britain, France won. The Prussians beat the French, not you British twats, napoleon tore apart your army."

And what did we do to your navy in the Battle of Trafalger?

Also, using your logic, you didn't win WWI or WWII as you got beaten by the Germans and Germany got beaten by us.

That's no intelligent way to argue is it?

Pipe down Frenchie.

No, you just made yourself look like a nationalist

I'd rather die a nationalist than live as a frenchie.

but i think if Britain was located right next to Germany, a country bigger than it at the time, and they came marching in to you, you to would have surrendered

We had the entire Luftwaffe to contend with, and we didn't surrender. France surrendered after what, 2 weeks? I mean, I would've accepted 2 years, but you just crumbled like a bad French quiche.

You didn't beat us in the Napoleonic wars did you.

O rly? Wikipedia says otherwise

he Prussians beat the French, not you British twats, napoleon tore apart your army.

Oh man, that's a good one. The Prussians didn't fight the first 3 years, fought in one or two coalitions, then turned up right at the end to help the British.

And saying the British, to make your self sound better is false as well, half the Scotts don't even like you!

Have you even been to Scotland? Alex Salmond is a crook that doesn't deserve to represent his country.

You can stay in your country receiving poor health care and dying before you're thirty in the freezing cold summers!

Meh, our healthcare's free. And our summers are not even much colder than your's, and besides, who doesn't love rolling around in the mud in the summer?

but saying "pipe down Frenchie" isn't exactly a sign of a towering intellect.

Nor is horrendous grammar, inaccurate spelling, and being French.

And still i don't like it... But it's not even my country. you're trying to defend how great ti is, when i hear loads of people complaining about it too!

The UK on its own is pretty shit to be honest, I plan to move to Scandinavia at some point in my life. But compared to the bastardly French, it's heaven on Earth.

Actually our life expectancy is a lot higher than 30...just throwing that out there and yes our health care isn't fantastic at least everyone can have it and it isn't just there for the rich... and ofc your going to hear people moan about the system they are in who doesn't.......and saying england sucks when you live in it why are you still here xD? If France is so great you could go back nothing is stopping you C: if it is really as bad as you make it out to be.

"You still teach people about Sherlock Holmes at GCSE level"

Of course we do.

Sherlock Holmes is an inspiring and interesting character in the Sherlock Holmes series. He does not exist but in the past people thought that he may possibly have done. The books about Sherlock Holmes have inspired movies and pieces of irrefutably good literature that have given joy to the nation.

Sherlock Holmes is a very important classic that we can learn a lot from, and still, frequently, do. Why wouldn't we teach it at GCSE level?

"You teach absolutely nothing on grammar"

Don't we?

I don't know about how well schools in France teach grammar, but at my school grammar is something we do teach. I don't know if they teach it very well at your school though or you wouldn't be using a lower case i when it means 'me', or repetitively writing ?!?!. Emphasis does matter, and we learn about that too, but grammar is something considered important by our community here.

We do teach grammar.

"Mathematics are at a very low level"

No it isn't!

Recently the government in Britain invested 600 or so million pounds in schools devoted to the art of mathematics. Some leading schools such as Oundle have a very successful history of the subject and will continue to do so in the future because they teach mathematics to a very high level. In fact, students at Oundle have two hours homework every day because of the high standards of education here, and the same is true for a lot of schools around the country.

Mathematics is not a subject we fail in.

"How does that in any way back you up?"

I was supplying evidence.

I was supplying evidence for the idea that we have several good schools in Britain, from Eton, to Stowe, Oundle, Harrow, Rugby, Wellington, etc., there are a lot of good schools in Britain and the fact that one school has such a good system as to consistently produce good results is not something that you can dispute - which you didn't do.

It does support me.

"Yes, the NHS stinks"

No, it does not.

Unless you mean in the completely literal sense - I had a cast on for four weeks and it began to smell, so I sprayed it with Lynx - the NHS does not stink. We have a very secure healthcare system that saves millions of lives all the time.

Our healthcare system is very good.

"GCSE your choices are more limited"

Are they?

At my school there are all kinds of subjects I can take for my GCSEs, such as Ancient Greek. The subjects and the capacity we can take for our GCSEs are not really limited at all, at some schools this may be the case, but at most we can take all kinds of subjects of our choice.

We are not really limited to our subjects.

"The teachers are always on strike"

My teachers have never been on strike.

Teachers at the school I am currently at have never gone on strike. However in other schools, when there is the occasional strike, it is very infrequent and happens maybe one or twice a year. Such events are therefore very rare and cease to become relevant and valid points.

Teachers are rarely, if at all, on strike.