Want to play a game? ^_^
It's called the Truth game. And I want to play. lol
So I've thought of a way so we can play on CD.
Basically you start an argument with your name and anyone can comment on it asking ANY question they want. When you refuse to answer is when you lose.
Last person wins and questions are cut off.
It's kind of lame, but can pretty funny too :)
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You're on a boat with Brad Pitt and a retarded elephant, and the rest of the human population is gone, just dead. Now, you have a choice; Have sex with Brad Pitt to try to repopulate, or the retarded elephant (who, for the sake of argument, has a human reproductive system :P). Here's the catch; Brad Pitt has some new funky kind of STD that gives you a horrible rash and kills you as soon as the baby is born. The elephant, apart from having a huge dick and being so mentally incapable of anything that it will probably take forever to get hard, is perfectly fine, and you will give birth to a perfectly normal, healthy human baby and you will survive the child's birth. However, the child dies as soon as it reaches 21 years of age; Brad Pitt's child lives to about 80. What do you choose? Go ;) Also, no matter what you choose, the child will be a female, and can have sex with the elephant or Brad without the risk of incest related disorders (I know it doesn't make sense, but I don't care). I am laughing so much right now X) Which is good because I'm sick and had a shitty day. <3 Now. To answer the question. The elephant. Because if I die right after the first child then that not only leaves the child with no mother, but also it takes away the chance of me being able to make more children to help with creating a larger population. Oh. And the taking forever to get hard.. A challenge. Challenge accepted ;) 1
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Okay, let's see. This is tough. Not sure how much of this could actually be done, but I'd try to: 1. Abolish the Department of Education. 2. Abolish the IRS. 3. Demolish the FED. 4. Repeal the Civil Rights Act. 5. Issue an apology to the Southern States for the War of Northern Aggression. 6. Recognize Tibet as a nation. 7. Appoint libertarians to the Supreme Court 8. End all wars, including the war on drugs and the war on terror. 9. End all subsidies and foreign aid. 10. Lay off every single person who works for the government, including myself (I realize this contradicts #7, but who cares?). 1
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I happen to like many of the Koran's teachings and the facts about Ramses the second http://www.ezsoftech.com/giknowledge/ 1
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