What Do You Want Your Funeral to be Like?
Or wake or no funeral at all.... whatever
Okay.... up until about ten minutes I didn't want a funeral, but I just saw this escape artist... he was pushed out of an airplane locked in a casket but that's not important right now. After a die I want everyone to gather in an open field to pay their respects (or disrespects, whatever) and I want my dead body inside the casket, pushed out of an airplane to come smashing down in the field before all the mourners! That'll give 'em something to remember.