What I want done with my remains when I die
First, sometime between now and my demise, I intend to purchase a cannon. Preferably a 12-pounder 1857 Napoleon.
Then, when I die, I'll leave instructions for me to be cremated. Bring me home in a coffee can, because the funeral industry is a scam and I'm not worried about being comfortable.
Now here's the caveat. If, and only if, my kids believe I have lived a life worthy of this sendoff: load me into the cannon on the next 4th of July, and fire me in the general direction of the British.
What about you? What do you want done with your remains when you're dead?