What if California told MAGA to fuck off, and seceded?
It would be a GREAT country
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MAGA is HAPPY to see 'em go
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What if California told MAGA to fuck off, and seceded? Hello ex: Well, given the responses on the other side, looks like we're making headway. You guys get Bumfuk, Ok, and we get a sovereign nation who's economy ranks fifth in the world behind Germany and ahead of India. Additionally, Silicon Valley is home to some of the world's most valuable technology companies, including Apple, Alphabet, and Meta Platforms. Plus, it grows TONS of food. Can you grow food in dust?? Nahhh.. You can't. We'd sell some to the Bumfukians if they have enough cash. So go, be MAGA and good riddance. https://www.google.com/ excon Side: It would be a GREAT country
Finally, we all agree on something. Go have your own sovereign nation. Go have your economy, if your preferred form of government can keep it from imploding. Oh, by the way? You don't have all of the farmland in the US, but just about every drop of water in the state is imported from the Colorado river. I don't think that the Bumfukians will have any trouble buying food if shutting off the pipeline means that your society will devolve into Mad Max faster than... Well, faster than California already is. Side: It would be a GREAT country
California has the most government debt of any state in the union. Hello A: Hmmmm.... Could the REASON for the largest debt in the union be that California has the largest GDP in the union?? Nahhh... That couldn't be the reason.. Dude! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha. excon Side: It would be a GREAT country
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Please, PLEASE do. Let's turn the San Andreas fault line into a landmined DMZ, and put all of the liberal crazies on the left coast where you can live in whatever socialist "paradise" you want and WE WON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR FUCKING VOTING HABITS. Side: MAGA is HAPPY to see 'em go
Usually a malignant tumour has to be surgically removed. If however the cancerous growth of California was to miraculously remove itself from the rest of the Nation we should all rejoice and celebrate with street parties and ticker-tape parades. The other positive feature of such an event is that it could potentially trigger a chain reaction and we could see other festering sores such as Chicago and Detroit following suit. WE should all keep our fingers, toes and eyes crossed in the hope that the THE GREAT CALIFORNIAN SEWER of HUMAN WASTE will sever itself from the rest of the Country. Side: MAGA is HAPPY to see 'em go
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