What is the best Chuck Norris joke
I'm just curious about what Chuck Norris jokes are going around
Lightning doesn't strike in the same place twice because it knows Chuck Norris is looking for it.
Chuck Norris once scared Michael Jackson so bad that he became white.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his own hands.
Every night, the bogie man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
If at first you don't succeed, you aren't Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once visited the US Virgin Islands. Now they are just called the US Islands.
Side: Earth Downs
Chuck Norris doesn't have doors in his house, just walls he walks through.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Behind Chuck Norris's beard there is no chin, just another fist.
Side: Sneeze eyes open