What is the next evolutionary step for humans?
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Humans will soon start randomly breaking into dance at anytime they hear a funky tune. WARNING!! The grooooove is contagious! People in shops will start doing the robot! People at church will start doing the worm! People on the toilet will start doing the funky monkey!! ITS UNSTOPPABLE! Side: Spontaneous Dancing
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that's not the next evolutionary step ! i already do that !! except.... i pop in the shops two-step in church and crump on the toilet.....SiiiiiiKE ! i do that in the parking lot. (; it is VERY contagious and indelible at the moment. but i like it. ^_____^ it's the healthiest addiction i've ever had. Side: please don't stop the music
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The next logical evolutionary step for humans would be... Aural Sapiens. This new hybrid of human and pure musical expression would randomly and perfectly burst into beautifully choreographed song and dance numbers that would be relevant somehow to there current situation Side: Spontaneous Dancing
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We also have a lot of different languages. Even though we have dictionaries to tell us what words mean, people still manage to misinterpret our words and twist them around and try to come up with new meanings for words that have already been defined. There are also people who lie and people who refuse to believe what you tell them is true. All of this makes communication extremely difficult at best and sometimes down right impossible. The next evolutionary step will be telepathetic communication. Since evolution has to work out the kinks, the first attempt at reading each others minds will be pathetic. Only after evolution has worked out the kinks at mind reading will we truly be telepathic. So the next evolutionary step will be a telepathetic baby step. Side: telepathetic baby step
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