when i was three, i saw a HUGE lady, took up the whole isle, or maybe that was my little-kid-vision

anyways,

i said "that's a big lady!" out loud

O.O ...oops

(1) For the first three or so months of kindergarten, I was constantly kicked out of class for rejecting the notion that the color blue was in fact the color blue. My parents were called in to be lectured about that "disruptive behavior".

(2) During the third grade, I walked from my home to my school naked, only to be turned around and sent back home, still naked.

(3) I was in a Boys Choir.

When I was 9, there was a retarted kid in the class above mine, and my best friend was in his class. Anyway, we got a plan, and made a fake cheque for $100,000,000 and gave it to the reterted kid. It didn't even look real! I remember his words to his day; 'Im gonna buy a mad crib and a chopper!'. After that, he went to the school canteen to CASH IT IN! When he was told, it took him a minute to figure out what was going on, and we where LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF!!!

Once I was in Walmart and this huge lady had a designer shirt that said "Guess" and my sister and I followed her around saying, "I don't know, 250, 300 Lbs." ;)

My sister and I were fighting over the Jesus figurine in a nativity scene one Christmas and I got so frustrated that she would not let me play with it that I yelled out, "I need Jesus!" ;)

My father said, "Come on, I'm leaving! Bye!" and I came running and when I got to him I was out of breath and I said, "I'm not as young as I used to be." I was 4 ;)

Seeing what I thought were reindeer tracks on the carpet on Christmas morning.