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 What's the best way to respond to a salesman on the telephone? (17)

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What's the best way to respond to a salesman on the telephone?

Lately, I've been having at least 1 salesman telephone my household every day and I'm running out of ideas on how to get rid of them.

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Just say, "Hang on..., just a second. I'll be right back." Then either hang up or put the phone down and don't pick it back up until you hear your dial tone again ;)

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You can just do this ;)

If I were you..., I would go for the link ;)

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" put the phone down and don't pick it back up until you hear your dial tone again"

That is my current tactic.

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Make orgasm sounds into the receiver.

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Tell them that you're so happy to hear from them and continue to pretend that they're your gay lover Jason.

Be all like "Jason, what are you talking about sweetheart, you're so crazy, but that's why I love you so much"

If they don't hang up, start telling them how much you want their warm meat inside you when they come home, and how you bought something naughty.

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Whenever anyone asks my name, I answer..."may I ask who's calling?" If they give a vague response I ask if I can have more information, if they don't give any I ask for a number and tell the caller..."I will have Sean get back to you at his earliest convenience." The old Personal assistant trick.

If he is selling a subscription to a newspaper, just tell him, "I don't know how to read."