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What would/will you do if/when we catch Osama Bin Laden?

Celibration time?, Throw a party?,  say "why did it take us so long?", give Obama all the credit?, would you set off fireworks?, have a national holiday? 

What would you do?

 

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3 points

PARTY TIME!

I would celebrate big time! Fireworks and everything. Okay maybe not fireworks, but I would be very happy.

If it happened today libs would praise Obama saying "he caught him!" Just after saying Obama had nothing to do with Scare Force One.

Side: PARTY TIME

I say we give him an all expense paid trip to the beautiful resort in Guantanamo Bay where he'll get treated to weeks of water boarding (absolutely free, since it's all paid for ;)

Oh, and we should shave his beard off while we're added. You know, total make over type stuff ;)

And make him go on Fear Factor for entertainment purposes ;)

Side: PARTY TIME
3 points

"Celebration time?, Throw a party?, say "why did it take us so long?", give Obama all the credit?, would you set off fireworks?, have a national holiday?"

Out of these choices, I would definitely celebrate and have a party. I don't feel safe with fireworks lol. And I think we just might have a national holiday. Oh and anybody who gives Obama all of the credit can f&#@ himself :) Bush had a big impact too.

Side: PARTY TIME
Pineapple(1448) Disputed
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Yeah, Bush let him get away for 7 years, so Obama could get him. It was a total assist.

Side: PARTY TIME
Tugman(749) Disputed
3 points

Clinton could have killed Bin Laden in the 90's had he allowed predator drones to carry missles.

Side: feed him pork and then execute him
2 points

i would go where he is then teabag him ftw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Side: teabag
2 points

I would water board him just for the symbolism.

seriously, imagine if Liberals demand for me to be arrested and then I'll be known in history as the guy who got arrested for water boarding Osama Bin Laden.

Side: Water Board him
2 points

This may sound strange, but I'd prefer it if he were simply put to trial and dealt with swiftly and quietly. The reasoning for this is that I don't want him to become the huge martyr that he wants to become. Don't give him the pleasure of knowing what kind of symbol he had become to the west. If he were to die without any kind of fuss made about it, his dying thought would be whether or not his acts affected the west in the way he thought they had.

Side: Water Board him
2 points

Seeing as how he's probably dead already (this is what Pakistan thinks), we probably won't get the opportunity. He had kidney trouble at the start, and he's been living in a cave for several years. Dialysis machines don't work well in caves.

Side: already dead
1 point

As president: Quickly take out as many of his lieutenants and possible, and form a campaign to keep younger middle easterners from sympathizing with him.

Then have a cupcake... Chocolate with red, white and blue sprinkles.

Side: already dead
1 point

I would view it as a good thing overall, but I don't think I would really party about it. I can't cheer at a man's execution, no matter what kind of man it is.

Side: already dead
1 point

If we catch Obama I'll say, "Goddamn, our country finally pulled our heads out of our asses and found this douchebag."

You know what I don't get? Our country has extremely advanced technology, including superb sattelite vision and tracking stuff and all, and we can't find this damn brown man with a beard in a white turban (who looks like everyone else in his country, unfortunately)? It's like a game of "where's waldo," and everyone looks like his twin.

Anyway, if we really do catch him, I'd "prefer" to be able to punch him. He deserves to be punched. By every single American. :-)

Other than that, maybe it'll happen on July 4th... perfect day to celebrate.

Side: already dead