Which Spielberg film should be redone as a mash-up with Jurassic Park?
Most of Steven Spielberg's films deal with ordinary characters finding themselves in extraordinary circumstances or coming in contact with extraordinary beings. Let's help Steve out with his next project by imagining a film mash-up in which the ordinary characters of one of his films find themselves in a really extraordinary circumstance - encountering the dinosaurs of Jurassic Park.
The Color Purple: Whoopi Goldberg enlists the help of the dinosaurs to stand up to Mister and leave him.
The Terminal: a warm-hearted comedy about a man of Eastern European descent who is stranded in an airport because his shipment of dinosaur eggs would not clear customs. When they hatch, all havoc breaks loose, enabling the man's escape.
Saving Private Ryan: Dazed and dying, Miller vainly fires his service pistol at a German dinosaur advancing across the bridge, when it unexpectedly explodes.
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ET meets Jurassic Park: ET gets stuck on the Jurassic Park island and seeks to enlist technological support from the velociraptors, who appear to be the most intelligent creatures on the island. Will he ever get to "Phone Home"? Or will the velociraptors need to invent antacids to wash him down? 1
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Minority Report meets Jurassic Park: The Precogs continually fixate upon a strange island where people consistently go missing. John Anderton, precrime investigator, attempts to remove the "missing" people from the island, but gets trapped there. Will we have the chance to see Tom Cruise spattered across the screens? Or will Jeff Goldblum talk him to death? |
