I prefer not to swim in any since I can't swim !

In a Speedo.... wait...., are we talking the same thing? ;)

Depends how drunk I am.... I used to swim in the Ohio River all the time... but that was usually after being rather intoxicated and sometimes involved someone pushing me of the boat. (more likely... I just fell in...)

On some tropical island paradise beach ;)

Out of all the possible options out there, i would say that the toilet is my least favorite ;)

Swimming pools get kind of boring after a while. I go to the beach a lot. I like the Gulf. The water is really nice and clear, so I can see what creatures are swimming towards me. I used to go to a swimming hole in a river too, but they shut that down once an alligator was found in it. Springs are always fun to swim but very cold. Lakes are alright depending on the temperature. I had a kid I went to school with who swam in a warm lake and died from amoeba. So you have to be careful. I just kind of like swimming in general though.

Lakes weird me out. Always something trying to get your feet, and murky water.

Oceans are okay if they're not too wavy. Also, no jellyfish or sharks.

I like pools. They're generally shark free.

Salt-water pools are the best.

I doesn't matter to me as long it's safe and has no creatures in it to harm me.