Which is better?
Which of the two options are better? Explain why with your answer.
Jumping off a bridge!
Side Score: 16
Falling off a cliff!
Side Score: 12
Sir, I say falling off a cliff is better for a few reasons.
For one, if you're suicidal, it'll be the best 3 to 20 seconds of your life, depending on how high the cliff is; even better then sex.
Secondly, if you're not suicidal, you have good chances you'll fall into an ocean, and if it's deep enough you won't hurt yourself that bad.
If you can swim well, you'll be at land in no time at all.
Side: Falling off a cliff!
if it's deep enough you won't hurt yourself that bad.
I'm going to refute this for both here and the one above. If you fall for long enough, the force of hitting the water will be the same has hitting concrete.
The terminal velocity for a pencil-diving human is around 300 mph, which equates to around 44 feet per second. That gives you less than 0.15 seconds for you to push a column of water 6 ft by 2 ft (depending on how thin you are, and sort of rounding off the width of shoulders to the thin depth of the body) out of your way.
The impact alone will kill you.
Side: Jumping off a bridge!