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Ninja Pirate
Debate Score:113
Arguments:35
Total Votes:171
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Which is better? A Ninja or a Pirate? and why

OK. so a ninja is at a bar and a pirate walks in and says, " ARRRR I'm gonna kick your scurvy butt!!" and they got in a HUGH fight.  Who would come out the winner. And why?

Ninja

Side Score: 52
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Pirate

Side Score: 61
3 points

one reason: kickass

Side: Ninja

Ninjas rock because of their insane skills, and their honor is beautiful and admirable.

Side: Ninja
3 points

ninja, because pirates have scurvy and months bored on the seas with nothing to do until a ship appears and then they have to go ot hand to hand combat. ninjas always get to go and sneak in and slit your throat and then are gone eating some ramen.

hell yes

Side: Ninja
3 points

Ninja wins. Hands down.

They're faster, live longer, and, if you're referring to pop-culture, they got cool threads.

Side: Ninja
2 points

If you know anything about ninja you know that the ninja would take the pirate out of this world very quickly.

Ninja out smart pirates.

Ninja are trained in martial arts.

Ninja are trained to be stealth.

Side: Ninja
2 points

Ninjas are more profound and complicated.

Pirates are common and their behaviourial patterns are easily predictable and they are not amusing.

Lastly, Ninjas are cool !

Side: Ninja
2 points

nnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnjjjjjjjjjaaaaaaaaaaaassssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Side: Ninja
1 point

a ninja could kill you with a bannanna ( i dont know how im not a ninja but dont be fooled a ninja could find a way!)a pirate could not so the ninja wins! p.s i loved the ramen comment!

Side: Ninja
1 point

ninjas are way smarter than stupid pirates so therefor they would kick the pirates disease riddled behind

Side: Ninja
1 point

nnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnjjjjjjjjjjjjjjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Side: Ninja
0 points

ninja killers train there whole life to kill.pirates and just a bunch of drunk idiots with guns.

Side: Ninja
0 points

ninjas kickasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Side: Ninja
6 points

Hm. Well ninjas are pretty adept but they have their disadvantages.

Firstly, numbers. Ninjas have to train and train and train and train in order to get to the position of skill they have. Pirates on the other hand have little to no skill and thus, have much larger numbers.

Secondly, honor. Ninjas may be assassins but traditional ninjas still have a code of honor. Pirates don't. Pirates will cut your throat at the dinner table if you make a bad comment.

Thirdly, pirates cheat. Always. If you think you're in a fair fight with a pirate you're probably about to get a big surprise in the form of a hand cannon to the back by his buddy.

Side: Pirate
BlackSsi(5) Disputed
1 point

I have to shine some fact on your second and third arguments:

ninjas didn't have "bushido", the constraining code of honour that the samurai had. they only learned bushido so they could use it against their ancient enemy. The only loyalty or honour a ninja has is to his family and clan. when he's fighting all bets are off.

secondly, ninjas do nothing but find "new and innovative" ways of destroying their opponent (read: they played dirty) there's a move in ninjutsu known as "monkey steals the peach" that ends with the enemy bleeding profusely from the place his manhood used to be. now that's below that belt :P

Side: Ninja
Sazzz(96) Disputed
-2 points
Warlin(1213) Disputed
4 points

That might be because today's pirates are pathetic and today's ninja's are virtually non-existent, because being a ninja in this day in age is asking to get your ass kicked.

Side: Pirate
6 points

Pirates of the Caribbean. End of story. And besides everyone thinks pirates are better than ninjas. They're more popular and no one except trekkies think that ninjas are cool.

Side: Pirate
Sazzz(96) Disputed
0 points

Ugg boots are popular, that doesnt mean i would ever wear them.

Side: Ninja
5 points

I'm going to make a few points to settle this debate once and for all and prove that pirates are better than ninjas and I'm going to be realistic about this: FIRST OFF: Pirates and Piracy have been around ALOT longer than ninjas. Piracy originated in 13th Century B.C. in the Mediterranean and Aegean Seas. Ninjas came about in 14th Century A.D Japan. SECOND: Pirates were incredibly brutal, vicious killers. They weren't frequently drunk as depicted in pop culture. In fact, pirates were rarely able to get their hands on beverages such as rum due to their life at sea. Raids and Pillages idn't come often. THIRD: A ninja's skills are greatly exaggerated. That fast as lightning stuff or whatever is absolute bullshit. They're not super human, they don't have "powers" that regular people do not. LASTLY: Pirates are real. Let me explain. We know pirates exist. They're active at this very moment. A ninja is an ideal. They're almost a myth in a kind of a way. You don't ever here of ninja attacks in the news. There are no secret ninjas cults that aren't made of geeks living in their mothers' basements. The point is: The Ninja is extinct and Piracy is alive and well, END OF STORY!

Side: Pirate
5 points

Pirates are smart. In real life they were clever problem solvers. If not, they wouldn't have had control over the Caribbean for the 250 or so years that they did. Also, they are vicious killers. The ninja would waste his time doing acrobatic moves and the pirate would take his gun out and shoot. I agree with PirateLord on everything especially the fact that a ninja's skills are highly exaggerated. Pirates are alive, ninjas are dead. Hoist the colours.

Side: Pirate
BlackSsi(5) Disputed
0 points

Argh what is it with you people and thinking ninjas do that in combat? ninjas were agile so the could infiltrate their targets and get into areas they wouldn't be spotted. when it comes to combat ninjas strike so quickly half their adversaries never got the chance to draw their weapon. and I am proof that ninjas are not dead.

Side: Ninja
TheHallow1(78) Disputed
4 points

"and I am proof that ninjas are not dead."

Sure you are. XD

Side: Pirate
4 points

Pirates are unpredictable. With ninjas you're going to expect the unexpected. They are totally predictable.

Side: Pirate
1 point

pirates rule! it is said that pirates have formed the first democracy when a major decision is made all the pirates get together and vote on what to do next so all members of the crew had a say. this lead to the type of gov't we have today so thank you pirates!

Side: Pirate