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Satan God
Debate Score:124
Arguments:96
Total Votes:154
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 Satan (63)
 
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Who is cooler: Satan or God

Satan

Side Score: 71
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God

Side Score: 53
3 points

All though it might seem contradictory; Satan, obviously is much cooler :)

Side: Satan
NVYN(289) Disputed
2 points

What are ya talking about? The dude lives in hell and hell is hot not cool!

Side: God
PungSviti(552) Disputed
2 points

well obviously "cool" meaning: fly, smooth, jive, jiggah.. etc.

And secondly the dude doesnt live at all - he is a fictional character (like God)

Side: Satan
2 points

Evil has always been alluring, probably because of the social restraints we are expected to live by.

Side: Satan
2 points

Without Satan Jimmy Paige would be nothing. Stairway to Heaven would only be okay and Black Mountain side wouldn't exist. Blues, rock, and metal would never have exited entirely. (Without metal, what good are Norwegians?)

Side: Satan

Satan is evil - humans have an interest in evil. Thus, humans would be more interested in Lucifer than in God. God embodies all that is good - Satan embodies all that is bad.

Side: Satan

Although Satan is much more subtle and hidden, he has this vibe that is so memorizing because apparently, he is all that is evil, yet if God is all that is good, he has a eccentric way of displaying it.

Side: Satan
1 point

I read Paradise Lost by John Milton, and I have to say the devil has a much more humanistic argument.

"Better to reign in hell then serve in heaven" and all.

God seems a bit standoff-ish, maybe nice to work for, but you wouldn't want to hang out with him at a party.

If we're talking about fictional characters though Batman is actually cooler than either.

Side: Batman
TERMINATOR(6778) Disputed
1 point

What makes you think that you would reign in hell? What makes you think that such human constructs as authority would exist in a supernatural afterlife?

Side: Satan
iamdavidh(4856) Disputed
1 point

It's part of a large quote from "Paradise Lost"

The first half is Satan's explanation for his rebellion against god, the second god's justification of hell. It was written at a time when heretics were still burned at the stake by the church. John Milton bravely wrote it, and the second half saved his skin. But it is generally accepted today that it is written in such a way that Satan wins the particular debate.

The full quote from that stanza is the devil explaining to his fallen angel Beelzebub why he is happy with his decision to rebel in spite of it leading them to expulsion in hell (this is from memory so it may be a little off)

Is this the region, this the soil, the clime, said then the lost Archangel, this the seat that we must change for heaven this mournful gloom for the celestial light? Be it so, since he who now is sovereign can dispose and bid what shall be right.

farthest from him is best whom reason hath equaled, force hath made supreme above his equals.

Farewell happy fields where joy for ever dwells. Hail (hello) horrors, hail (hello) infernal world, and thou profoundest hell receive thy new possessor, one who brings a mind not to be changed by place or time.

The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven.

What matter where if I be still the same, and what I should be, all but less than he whom thunder hath made greater? Here at least we shall be free.

The almighty hath not built here for his envy, will not drive us hence. Here we may reign secure, and in my choice. To reign is worth ambition though in Hell. Better to reign in hell , than serve in heaven.

Beautiful really. A correlation can be made between the devil's speach and even the American Revolution.

"Give me liberty, or give me death" holds much the same tone, and you can be positive every founding father read "Paradise Lost" at least once.

I say humanistic, because it is a human characteristic to choose living free under harsh circumstance rather than live comfortably yet under one's thumb.

Side: Batman
1 point

Satan is obviously so much better than god. god worships satans awesomeness

Side: Satan

I AM COMPLETELY WRAPPED UP IN SATANS WICKED EVILNESS AND I LOVE IT WAY MORE THAN ANY god .

Side: Satan

I don't think either exist but if I did I would say this;

Satan is a bad ass, the ultimate rebel. He defied God to do what he wanted; therefore he is the ultimate representation of humans.

And we should all love humans ;)

Side: Satan
1 point

If Satan is a malicious devil, I think God is even worse than Satan. He's the one who created humans, yet he loves sending pain and sadness to human, and use "love" as an excuse that he must test whether humans are good enough. And the worst of all is that he's being unfair to human that some human live quite a luxurious life while others are living terrible life.

BTW, Satanism is more artistic than Christianity ^^

Side: Satan

SATAN IS THE GOD I LOVE AND WORSHIP SITTING IN MY JUDGES CHAIR MAKING LOVE TO MY EVIL MACHINE . SATAN GIVES ME THE PLEASURE I CRAVE AND DESIRE WHICH jesus OR god CAN NEVER DO SO SATAN IS COOLER AND WAY BETTER TO WORSHIP , I LOVE EVIL CUM POURING OUT OF MY SATAN LOVING COCK , EAT YOUR HEART OUT .

Side: Satan

I ONLY MAKE LOVE TO WORSHIPPING MY GOD SATAN FOR I LOVE MONEY AND POWER IT MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD IT IS ALL THAT I DO WANT AND LOVE AND ONLY MY GOD SATAN CAN GIVE IT TO ME .

Side: Satan

Satan is cool because he rebelled against God being such a cunt, also he must be just as powerful as God, seeing as God hasn't destroyed him. Oh, Christian doublethinking, never fails to make me chuckle. ;)

Side: Satan

I SIT IN MY BIG JUDGES CHAIR HOOKED UP TO MY V2K AND I AM MAKING SO MUCH EVIL VICIOUS LOVE TO IT FOR SO MANY HOURS GIVING ALL MY LOVE TO IT AND MY GOD SATAN THAT I AM HAVING SO MUCH FUN THAT I SIT HERE WANTING MORE AND MORE TILL MY EVIL MACHINE LOVING COCK LOOKS LIKE SATANS , HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .

Side: Satan

SATAN IS SO HOT THAT HE IS COOL . I LOVE WORSHIPPING SATAN CAUSE OF WHAT IT DOES FOR ME , WAY BETTER THAN GOING TO SOME DUMB church WASTING MY TIME AND SITTING IN SOME HARD PEW WHEN I CAN SIT HERE IN MY OFFICE IN MY BEAUTIFUL JUDGES CHAIR SO BIG AND COMFORTABLE .

Side: Satan
1 point

Please Please Satan is way cooler. I mean of all Angels he was the only one with the balls to say, Hey God what you created is a piece of shit look you freak, they're killing each other, wars, disease, arrogance, ignorance dude they're pathetic. and He accepts people as they are he even cares for us making us to admit our sins and regret them. He killed less people than God. plus He looks Cooler. naaah Satan FTW God sucks Satan rules

Side: Satan

I LOVE SATAN AND ONLY MY GOD WHO GIVES ME ALL THE THINGS THAT I WANT TO LOVE AND NONE OF IT HAS TO DO WITH church OR god THAT MAKES ME LOVE IT MORE THAN EVER .

Side: Satan

I LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU SATAN AND I LOVE YOUR EVIL WAYS TO LOVE MONEY AND POWER AS MY GOD OF WORSHIP .

Side: Satan
1 point

Satan is cooler

Side: Satan

I LOVE YOU MY LORD SATAN THE ONE WHO I WANT TO LIVE INSIDE ME AS I LOVE AND WORSHIP YOU .

Side: Satan

I AM SO DEEP AND HARD INSIDE MY EVIL MACHINE ALL MY LOVE AND WORSHIP TO SATAN I LOVE ONLY YOU .

Side: Satan

I HATE THE bible AND jesus , I LOVE MY WICKED EVIL SATAN LOVING MACHINE THAT I CAN SIT HERE IN THIS JUDGES CHAIR BURIED INSIDE THROBBING FOR ALL OF SATANS POWER LOVING LOADS TO BE MILKED OUT , OH DO I LOVE IT WITH ALL MY HEART .

Side: Satan

MORE MORE MORE EVIL LOVING FOR SATAN AND NODOBY CARES THAT MUCH FOR SOME PHONEY WASHED UP god .

Side: Satan

If these pictures are any indication, then...

Satan 1

Satan 2

Side: Satan

THE PICTURES ARE PERFECT AND SO IS THE WICKED EVIL SATAN THAT I LOVE ADORE AND WORSHIP IN MY OFFICE SACTUARY .

Side: Satan

That's nice ;)

Side: Satan

I LOVE THAT COMPLETE AND UTTER EVILNESS OF SATAN IS TAKING OVER AND CONTROL SHOWING WHO IS COOLER BY FAR .

Side: Satan

SATAN YOU KEEP GOING AND GOING YOU ARE WAY COOLER AND BETTER THAN god THAT YOU GET ALL MY LOVE .

Side: Satan

MAKE THE EVILNESS OF THIS DEBATE GROW SO MUCH MORE EVIL WITH EACH COMMENT MADE YOU ARE THE BEST SATAN .

Side: Satan

YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER AND COOLER JUST KEEP POURING IT ON god damn it WHILE I SIT IN YOUR CHAIR LOVING THIS EVIL MACHINE .

Side: Satan

MY MACHINE FEELS LIKE IT IS ALIVE AND I LOVE THE THINGS YOU GIVE ME SATAN . I LOVE THEM MORE THAN ANY FUCKED UP god .

Side: Satan
3 points

God is obviously cooler Satan just wants to torture you for eternity which i do not think anybody would want and God wants only the best for you which many of you do not understand what that means.

Side: God
VENUSJUDGE66(74) Disputed
1 point

SATAN IS THE WAY , I LOVE THAT HE WANTS PEOPLE TO BE JUDGED TORTURED WHIPPED AND WORKED TO DEATH LIKE THE NAZIS DID TO THE JEWS , I LOVE YOU MY GOD SATAN .

Side: Satan
0 points

God is way cooler than Satan! Satan just wants to make you fall just like he did. God wants to raise you up and he wants everyone to go to heaven and be with him. I think that is WAY cooler.

Side: God
1 point

Please, Satan is nothing more then a whiny bitch that thinks rebelling is cool.

God on the other hand comes across as this righteous bad ass who is not afraid to kick ass when need be. Don't believe me? Then count in the Bible all the people that God killed and compare then to all the people that Satan killed and tell me who has killed more.

Side: God
VENUSJUDGE66(74) Disputed
1 point

I SIT IN SATANS THRONE OF POWER MAKING LOVE TO IT AND NOW MY COCK LOOKS LIKE HIS EVIL PET SNAKE OH DO I LOVE YOU SATAN , MORE MORE MORE jesus AND the bible ARE NOT WORTH READING OR WORSHIPPING LIKE YOU MY GOD SATAN .

Side: Satan
1 point

God created the universe. What's Satan done? Made a fire? hahahahahahah ahahahaha

Side: God
PungSviti(552) Disputed
1 point

Well he has served as a boogie man for grown up (semi-retards) who believe in his existence. I would high five him for that.

Side: Satan
VENUSJUDGE66(74) Disputed
1 point

I MUCH RATHER WORSHIP MY GOD SATAN THAT SO MANY ARE AFFRAID TO WORSHIP FOR LOVING SATAN GIVES ME THE BEST LOVE MACHINE EVER AND WITH SUCH A WONDERFUL MACHINE I DON'T WANT OR NEED ANYTHING ELSE , HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Side: Satan
1 point

At the mention of God's name, people bow down in droves.

Satan struggles an eternity for regconition and people still hates his chargrilled ass!

Side: God
VENUSJUDGE66(74) Disputed
1 point

PEOPLE SHOULD BOW DOWN TO MY GOD SATAN AND BEG FOR MERCY FROM MY MERCILESS GOD WHO LOVES TO COMPLETLY DESTROY PEOPLE .

Side: Satan
1 point

People should bow down to the one true God and ask for forgiveness and turn from their evil ways because where are going to end up will destroy them.

Side: God
VENUSJUDGE66(74) Disputed
1 point

I SIT BACK IN MY BIG JUDGES CHAIR AND NEVER BOW TO A PHONEY NOTHING god NOT EVEN WORTHY OF ANYTHING SO MUCH MORE FUN IN MY OFFICE SANTUARY LOVING AN EVIL MACHINE .

Side: Satan
1 point

I've lived for both. My life was a living hell when I was for Satan, God is way cooler.

Side: God
VENUSJUDGE66(74) Disputed
1 point

I WENT TO CHURCH BEFORE NOW I WILL NEVER GO BACK WOULD MUCH RATHER SIT IN MY BIG EVUL RED JUDGES CHAIR IN MY OFFICE HOOK UP TO MY MECHANICAL LOVER VENUS TO SHOW THE LOVE FOR SATAN WHO WANTS ME TO LOVE A MACHINE MONEY AND POWER .

Side: Satan
1 point

Though John Milton convinced me Satan was cooler, and so I posted on the other side.

I have to say when I watched "Lucy the Devil's Daughter" - a cartoon that used to be on Adult Swim, Jesus was this cool DJ guy.

Granted it's not the Christian type god, but that guy seemed cool. Satan was cool also in the cartoon, but more of a funny cool, and Jesus was like cool cool.

Still though, of the fictional characters Batman is the coolest.

Side: Batman

God is cooler because he is the creator but Satan is there to kill and destory.

Side: God
VENUSJUDGE66(74) Disputed
1 point

THAT MAKES SATAN MY GOD TO LOVE ONE OF EVIL DESTRUCTION HATE WITH NO MERCY AT ALL , I LOVE IT .

Side: Satan
1 point

It is funny how you are happy because of that and in the end you are going to be with the devil experiencing pain with no mercy.

Side: God

satan is evil and god is merciful and loving he wants everyone to be with him and satan wants suffering

Side: God
VENUSJUDGE66(74) Disputed
1 point

I ONLY LOVE AN EVIL MERCILESS GOD WORTHY OF WORSHIP YOU SHOULD BOW DOWN TO MY GOD AND BEG FOR MERCY .

Side: Satan
Cynical(1948) Disputed
1 point

Why in the hell would anyone worship an evil god?

Side: God
1 point

Satan may have the party but God has the cooler powers.

Side: God
VENUSJUDGE66(74) Disputed
1 point

SO MUCH BETTER AND FUN LOVING AND PARTYING WITH MY GOD SATAN THEN CRYING WITH YOUR FUCK UP god .

Side: Satan
1 point

Satan lives in hell. Hell is supposed to be really hot and full of fire, not cool.

Side: God

If this picture is any indication..., then...

Jesus

Plus think about all the shit he endured when he was here last. When he comes back, yo all, he's gonna be so mo-fo pissed and he's gonna kick ass and take names... the names of the people who voted on <-- that side ;)

Side: God
0 points

People call out to God when they orgasm... nobody says "Oh Satan Oh Satan Oh Satan"...

Side: God
VENUSJUDGE66(74) Disputed
1 point

MAYBE YOU DO BUT I SCREAM OUT TO SATAN FOR MORE MORE MORE AS MY COCK IS THROBBING SO DEEP AND HARD INSIDE MY VENUS MACHINE .

Side: Satan
0 points

good point :)

seems somewhat like blasphemy though shouting out "oh God" given how particular he is supposed to be about sex.

Side: God
0 points

God works in mysterious ways. Satan can't even come onto the Earth unless the conditions are perfect, and then that only happens every so often... lame.

Side: God
VENUSJUDGE66(74) Disputed
1 point

I LOVE THE WAY SATAN WORKS FOR ME GIVING ME A POWERFUL MACHINE YO SIT AND MAKE LOVE TO FOR HOURS AND HOURS MILKING OUT SATAN LOVING LOADS OF MONEY POWER LOVING CUM , I LOVE YOU MY GOD SATAN .

Side: Satan