Who said it, Winston Churchill or Donald Trump?

Hello bront:

Well, it couldn't have been Trump.. He can't put two words together.. By the way, who this:

'I had some beautiful pictures taken in which I had a big smile on my face. I looked happy, I looked content, I looked like a very nice person, which in theory I am.'

'The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.'

(On the Duchess of Cambridge) 'Who wouldn’t take Kate’s picture and make lots of money if she does the nude sunbathing thing. Come on, Kate!'

'I think I am actually humble. I think I’m much more humble than you would understand.'

'I’m intelligent. Some people would say I’m very, very, very intelligent.”

“I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.'

'Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest – and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault.'

'Being nice to Rocket Man hasn't worked in 25 years, why would it work now? Clinton failed, Bush failed, and Obama failed. I won't fail.’ (Kim Jong-un came to power in 2011).

'My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars.'

'While Bette Midler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct.'

(On exporting goods to China) 'Listen, you mother fucker, we're going to tax you 25 per cent!'

(To Cher) 'I don’t wear a 'rug'— it’s mine. And I promise not to talk about your massive plastic surgeries that didn’t work.'

'I think Viagra is wonderful if you need it, if you have medical issues, if you’ve had surgery. I’ve just never needed it. Frankly, I wouldn’t mind if there were an anti-Viagra, something with the opposite effect. I’m not bragging. I’m just lucky. I don’t need it. I’ve always said, "If you need Viagra, you’re probably with the wrong girl."'

(On Puerto Rico) 'This is an island surrounded by water, big water, ocean water.'

'People love me. And you know what? I've been very successful. Everybody loves me.'

'My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.'

'I think the only difference between me and other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful.'

'All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected.'

'I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her.'

'A person who is very flat-chested is very hard to be a 10.'

'You know, it really doesn't matter what the media write as long as you've got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.'

'Number one, I have great respect for women. I was the one that really broke the glass ceiling on behalf of women, more than anybody in the construction industry. My relationship, I think, is going to end up being very good with women.'

'Just arrived in Scotland. Place is going wild over the vote. They took their country back, just like we will take America back. No games!' (the day after the Brexit vote)

'It's freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming!'

'The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make US manufacturing non-competitive.'

'By the way, I have great respect for China. I have many Chinese friends. They live in my buildings all over the place.'

'I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK? It's, like, incredible.'

'I do know what to do and I would know how to bring Isil to the table or, beyond that, defeat Isil very quickly. And I'm not gonna tell you what it is.'

'An "extremely credible source" has called my office and told me that Barack Obama's birth certificate is a fraud.'

'And did you notice that baby was crying through half of the speech and I didn't get angry? Not once. Did you notice that? That baby was driving me crazy. I didn't get angry once because I didn't want to insult the parents for not taking the kid out of the room!'

"Something very important, and indeed society-changing, may come out of the Ebola epidemic that will be a very good thing: NO SHAKING HANDS!'

'The worst thing a man can do is go bald. Never let yourself go bald.'

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