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 Why I'm buying a Nazi pistol (10)

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Why I'm buying a Nazi pistol

Now, a good number of you are going to read the title, decide you know all you need to know, and make your comments to the effect of how I'm a Nazi/ gun nut scumbag. By all means, don't let me stop you. You provide good entertainment.

But for those of you with an attention span longer than that of a goldfish on PCP, I ask you to ponder the following: The United States of America is still here. The Jews are still here, along with all of the other classes murdered under Nazi rule: black people, gypsies, homosexuals, atheists, "asocials", the handicapped, etc. The Nazis are reduced to a bunch of half retarded meth heads centered around the northwestern states. 

Is there a goddamn thing in the world that would piss Hitler off more than the idea that 75 years after we kicked his ass, his undesirables would be free to arm themselves out of his arsenal?
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First off, this thread is silly. It's silly because Hitler has been dead nearly a century and doesn't care in the slightest if you want to buy one of his pistols.

Secondly, I have equal scepticism that anybody on this board cares if you buy a pistol.

Finally, given the above, I think it more likely that you are a gun nut and this debate is more of a troll than anything else. You want people who are against guns to be irritated that you intend to buy a Nazi pistol. I'm not irritated. I just think it's silly. If you are going to buy a gun, you're going to have more chance of it working properly if it isn't 80 years old.

Deitus(138) Disputed
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You are trying to hide your severe case of triggernosis at the prospect of a freedom loving murican purchasing a gun. You are also salty that he is spitting in the face of your socialist hero, Adolf Hitler. Your tiny penis and your triggered little feelings shine through your every post.

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You are trying to hide your severe case of triggernosis at the prospect of a freedom loving murican purchasing a gun. You are also salty that he is spitting in the face of your socialist hero, Adolf Hitler.

How many times have you been banned now? 500?

All you do all day is talk shit to try to wind other people up. And the funniest thing is that you're not even any good at it!!

Chinaman(2128) Clarified
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The Brit has found it's self a Hitler now we don't know where that Hitler is but the Crazy Leftist sees him some Hitler.

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First off, this thread is silly.

Yeah, for the most part.

It's silly because Hitler has been dead nearly a century and doesn't care in the slightest if you want to buy one of his pistols.

Indeed. Fuck him anyway.

Secondly, I have equal scepticism that anybody on this board cares if you buy a pistol.

I doubt that, but I'd be genuinely glad to be proven wrong.

I think it more likely that you are a gun nut

I'd call myself a gun nerd instead, but I won't otherwise deny that label.

and this debate is more of a troll than anything else.

Yup, by and large. But, it's always refreshing to talk to Jews and other classes subjugated under the Third Reich who own Nazi pistols and have the same perspective.

If you are going to buy a gun,

Don't worry, I'm going to buy way, way more than just a gun.

you're going to have more chance of it working properly if it isn't 80 years old.

I actually collect from the year 1942 when I can. I have a Mosin Nagant and a Springfield M1 Garand from those years that both work perfectly, and a Mosin Nagant from 1934 as well. Properly maintained or preserved in cosmoline (as many were after the war), guns last a hell of a long time.

Thinking I might add a bit of British flair to the collection soon. Welrods are near-impossible to find, but I might be able to manufacture one.

Deitus(138) Clarified
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rods are near-impossible to find

They are definitely hard to find if you're looking in Nom's pants.

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What gun are you referring to? Was there a pistol that was manufactured exclusively by Nazi Germany ?

Lugar, you can shoot one or you can hock a loogey; the choice is yours.