Critically missing piece of information: how big is this island?

I can eat them if I get hungry.

Loneliness sucks. In a crisis situation, I expect you could learn to appreciate even your worst enemy if your lives depended on it. Facing adversity together tends to strengthen interpersonal bonds.

If I didn't have someone to troll, then I would go nuttier.

A slave would be nice.

I could always hide the body. ;)

TO BA WITH SOMEONE YOU HATE MAY CHANGE INTO FUN SITUATION AND YOU MAY BE FRIENDS EVEN IF YOU DID NOT THEIR WILL BE SOMEONE WHO CAN COMMUNICATE WITH......

I'd say with someone I hate, with the caveat that I can't really name any individual that I actually hate.

Hating someone sounds like more trouble than it's worth, so this would seem like the perfect opportunity to either reconcile in the interest of common survival, or eliminate the hated individual should the differences prove irreconcilable.

i need something to annoy and it's not like a tree will react as much as a person.

Someone I hate of course. I am definitely a creature of habit, and would find great comfort in having something to occupy my days in (namely subjecting said person to a life of misery).

Fuck making friends with them.