Would you rather swim in a McDonalds or Taco Bell dumptser?
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Although I enjoy eating at both McDonald's and Taco Bell, I think I would a lot rather swim in a McDonald's dumpster. I would rather swim in the McDonald's dumpster because the kinds of foods Taco Bell uses is a bit more disturbing. They use foods like beans, sour cream, shredded chicken, and melted cheeses while McDonald's has a bit more toleratable food like nuggets, burgers, fries, and bread.
Although both the McDonalds and Taco Bell dumpsters are disgusting, McDonald's dumpster is far better for swimming. The McDonalds dumpster would most likely be filled with only the bags left from people eating and most likely a couple of ice cubes from leftover drinks. Taco Bell would have a fat load of lettuce bits and meat.
Although taco bell has some good cinnamon treats and frozen drinks, I would rather swim in a McDonald's dumpster. McDonald's food is not as messy as Taco Bell. In the Taco bell dumpster their would be sour cream, beef, beans, lettuce, and cheese everywhere. Also, Mcdonalds smells better.
Although a Taco Bell dumpster sounds appealing, McDonald's is likely to be cleaner and more stable. Beans, ground beef, cheese, guacamole, sour cream, and other toppings are provided at Taco Bell. Imagine all of that thrown together in a garbage on a hot humid or raining day.With McDonald's, on the other hand, you'll basically be swimming in molded bread and chicken nuggets. Even if McDonald's dumpster is molded, I'll take that over some rotten toppings any day.
Although both McDonald's and Taco Bell dumpsters would be disgusting to swim in, I believe that McDonald's would be much better to swim in. Taco Bell has a lot more sauces and ingredients to throw away that would be hard to clean off. Taco Bell also makes people have to poop, and the stuff that makes you poop would be all over you. Despite this, McDonald's is still a fast food place, and the cleanliness would likely be lacking heavily and swimming through a dumpster would probably let me name a few new diseases.
Although Taco bell has better food than McDonald's, I think swimming in a McDonald's dumpster would be cleaner. I feel this way because Taco Bell has Mexican food which contains beans and hot sauce. This would be disgusting to swim through compared to McDonald's' burgers and fries. Although I would pick Taco Bell over McDonald's any day of the week, I would much rather be surrounded by burgers than beans.
I would rather swim in a McDumpster than a Taco Bell Dumpster because I feel that the McDumpster would be a bit cleaner. The reasons for this are that most of McDonald's food options are fairly dry, so swimming in the dumpster would be less likely to cause you to be covered in wet ingredients and that McDonald's uses obscene amounts of preservatives that would make it where their dumpster would be less rancid than the Taco Bell dumpster.
Although Taco Bell has delicious food, McDonalds would definitely be a better dumpster to take a dive. Sure swimming in Nacho Grande sounds like a dream, but think about floating down a lazy river of hot greasy fries. Yes, that sounds like 2nd degree burns waiting to happen, but at least it would taste good. Besides, I wouldn't want to drown in something that gives me gas. Big Mac sauce > Queso
Although McDonalds and Taco Bell are equally gross and unhealthy, the McDonalds dumpster is much more trustworthy because it is a larger corporation, much more artificial, and throws away many more boxes. Because McDonalds is a much larger corporation, it is expected that they are more strict on following FDA guidelines; therefore things on their property would have to be reasonably sanitary. Their food is also much more artificial, meaning that it would take more time to produce mold and obtain bacterial infections. Lastly, McDonalds has a much larger variety of food, which they sell a lot of; in correlation, the amount of boxes they would have to throw away would be much larger, so their dumpster would be filled with boxes and not aged food. Though McDonalds has made a name for being gross, dirty, and inconsistent, the best McDonalds' dumpster would be a much better option to swim in than the best Taco Bell's.
Although Taco Bell is much more tasty than McDonald's, I believe swimming in a McDonald's dumpster is much more sensible than swimming in a Taco Bell dumpster because McDonald's mostly provides hard foods such as burgers/ nuggets while Taco Bell is a lot of messy meats and sour cream. To add insult to injury, swimming in Taco Bell's dumpster would most likely leave a person with a worse than normal stomach ache.
Although swimming in a Taco Bell dumpster would be interesting, the better choice for a midnight swim would be the McDonald's dumpster because of the food served in each restaurant. This is due to the food served at Taco Bell vs the food served in McDonald's. McDonald's tends to have more solid items such as the variety of meat patties, chicken nuggets, and fries. Though one would be in close contact with everything in their dumpster, it wouldn't be as messy due to the solidity of their foods. In contrast, Taco Bell's items are chunkier and less solid. The ground meat, beans, sour cream, nacho cheese and other runny condiments and food would result in a mess that would consume and spread all over a person if they were to dive in their dumpster. Although Taco Bell's dumpster is sure to be an intriguing swim, swimming in a McDonald's dumpster would more than likely be the better option.
As a full-time McDonalds employee, I can vouch for the cleanliness of the McDonalds dumpster. Where some may throw drinks or ice cream into the trash, I attempt to reduce the bacteria-nurturing soupiness of the garbage by pouring out said items in drains. I also make sure to tie off bags before compacting them, and double-bag bags which leak. Although none of this applies to all trash taken to the dumpster, it does affect a portion of it. In contrast, however, I have never met a Taco Bell employee, and therefore have no good word to stand by their cleanliness. Additionally, where McDonalds deals more often with beef patties from a tray, Taco Bell specializes in selling ground beef from a meat hose. This is much messier, and likely ends up in the trash far more often. Alongside this, the consistency of ground beef is far more prone to seepage through trash, and may run through holes in the bags.
Although I would prefer to not swim in any dumpsters, If I absolutely had to, I would rather swim in a McDonalds dumpster. A Taco Bell dumpster would be full of liquid foods such as sour cream and guacamole, not to mention the greasy nightmare that is the hamburger meat they use. A McDonalds dumpster may be greasy, but at least I wouldn't be swimming in congealed and sticky goop. Smell and taste-wise, I would prefer the McDonalds dumpster as well. I simply prefer the smell and taste of McDonalds over Taco Bell and would much rather come home smelling like chicken nuggets and pancakes than molded cheese and rotten avocado.
Although some people would rather swim in a taco bell dumpster because they prefer their food, I would rather swim in a McDonald's dumpster because I believe it would be cleaner, and more sanitary. McDonald's products are not as messy as Taco Bells, and since they are so processed they would not mildew or smell like the taco bell food would.
Although one may argue Taco Bell would be the better option to swim in because it tastes delicious and is affordable, I would argue that I would rather swim in a McDumpster because their burgers stay in the same state 3 weeks later and is not as messy as Taco Bell's products.
Although, Taco Bell has great tacos I would rather swim in McDonald's dumpster because it'll be more clean and I could eat their french fries. Taco Bell doesn't serve french fries like McDonald's so that is another reason why I'd swim in McDonald's dumpster. Who wants to swim in beans?? The smell would be disgusting!! So therefore I would consider swimming in McDonald's dumpster instead.
Although some argue that a taco bell dumpster would be cleaner, I believe a McDonald's dumpster would be cleaner because taco bell uses loose meats and taco sauce in almost everything while McDonald's has less loose meats and more fried foods which would lead to a more clean dumpster.
MC Donald all day. Although taco bell has beef, they also have a lot more Chicken stuff on their menu. chicken spoils faster than beef. so naturally the place with more beef on the menu would smell less like dog dodo. they also have more cheap food, so more people would eat their burgers giving you a softer cushion to awim in
When cooked, I fell as though beef would spoil much quicker than chicken. Burger is made mainly from ground beef and animal fat. When fat is cooked, it becomes grease. Burgers are naturally greasy, making them more moist than chicken. Mold grows better in moist conditions, therefore the burger would most likely spoil quicker than the chicken, which would simply dry out.
Although some would see the Taco Bell dumpster as more appealing because they like Taco Bell food more, the food at Taco Bell has the ability to be far more disgusting and messy than the food at Mcdonald's. In the question of which dumpster to swim in I would rather swim in the Mcdonald's dumpster. Mcdonald's mostly sells foods meant to be eaten with your hands and not get messy. Most food items at Mcdonald's such as fries, buns, and chicken nuggets are dry and would most likely not get all over you in a dumpster situation. The Taco Bell dumpster on the other hand would have items such as liquid cheese, ground beef, and beans that are far more messy and would be bounds worse to swim in. Despite still loving Taco Bell food, once transferred to a dumpster the food would be a far worse experience than Mcdonald's food.
Although at first thought Taco Bell's dumpster sound better because their food may be better, McDonalds food would be less uncomfortable to swim in. If one had to swim in a McDonalds or Taco Bell dumpster, McDonalds would be the clear winner. The food at McDonalds may be worse, but that is actually the reason it is better to dive into. McDonalds burgers are notoriously drier than they are supposed to be and usually, when made, lack a lot of extra condiments. This means that in a dumpster, you are essentially laying on dry buns and paddies, which in comparison to sharp taco hard shells and sticky meat from taco bell sounds much better. Also McDonalds has less moisture and grease than Taco Bell so there would be less stuff that could sticky or invite more insects and animals. So although Taco Bell's food may be better, it means the extra grease, condiments, and harder shells make it a very unpleasant experience to dive into.
I'd rather swim in a McDonalds dumpster because it seems just a bit cleaner. It's still extremely disgusting but it wouldn't be as bad as the trash that taco bell has to throw into their dumpster. Also, it's a plus cause I can probably hang out with a guy working at a McDonalds after, because they're sometimes just really fun people.
While both of the presented options are fine establishments, I would rather swim in the former--McDonalds. This is due to the fact that I cannot swim, and the more "solid" food options McDonalds provides could prove to be useful for escaping my imprisonment in greasy goodness. I don't want die by having beans fill my lungs.
Although a Taco Bell dumpster may be viewed as a better choice for a swim due to its extensive amounts of condiments that flavor the skin, I must say that I would swim in a Mickey D's dumpster due to the lack of real meat present in said dumpster, thus reducing the amount of decomposed trash enclosed.
Although taco bell tastes better and probably uses something closer to real meat which means a slightly more organic dive, I would rather swim in a McDonald's dumpster. This is because Taco bell has a lot more spices and sauces and that is not fun man. I do not want to swim in a dumpster full of meat and spices because that would probably burn my nips. The actual pain that could put you in would be immense. My second reason as ambassador of arrogance is that the sheer load of ingredients in a taco bell dumpster is crazy. There would be a symphony of smells and the amount of meats, breads, sauces and veggies would super cede the ingredients of "chicken", "meat" and bread in a McDonald's dumpster. Just because the meat is organic or more real at taco bell does not mean its good. That means it will break down quicker, and attract more animals and bugs than McDonald's which is probably not real meat and therefore wont attract as many other creepy creatures lurking in the dump.