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panda bear monkey
Debate Score:39
Arguments:21
Total Votes:47
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 panda bear (12)
 
 monkey (9)

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what pet would you rather have?

panda bear

Side Score: 17
VS.

monkey

Side Score: 22
2 points

panda bear. only because they are so funny looking and cuddly. Plus, a monkey would swing from your fan and stuff and keep you up all night and scream. all panda bears do all day is make funny noises and eat bamboo.

Side: panda bear
2 points

I THINK A PANDA BEAR IS SO MUCH BETTER FOR ALOT OF REASONS

-MONKEYS THROW POO AT YOU GROOSSS

-MONKEYS WILL LEAVE BANNANA PEELS EVERYWHERE AND YOU WILL SLIP AND SLIDE AND FALL EVERYWHERE!!!! OUUCH

INSTEAD OF PANDA WHO ALL YOU NEED IS A BAG TO PICK UP THERE "STUFF" A MONKEY WOULD SMEAR IT INTO THE WALLS AND UR ROOM WOULD SMELL

_U CANT WALK A MONKEY U CAN WALK A PANDA WITH EASE:)

Side: panda bear

I've heard too many "Monkey goes bad" type stories to want one.

Side: panda bear
1 point

MOnkey are wild, while Panda Bear are chill & relaxe . Monkey will explose in your house .

Side: panda bear

panda bear even though they are agresive they can still be trained

Side: panda bear
1 point

i'm more of a monkey so to have one would be boring..............a panda bear would be nice to have as a bit also it would be very cute

Side: panda bear
1 point

monkeys can pick up knives and stab you pandas can't

monkeys can also put poisen in your drink pandas can't

monkeys can also pick up a shotgun and shoot you pandas can't

conclusion:

if you want to live get a panda

Side: panda bear
1 point

I think panda bears would be way better pets cause monkeys can turn and kill their owner... and i think there are too many stories on that happening and pandas r cuter

Side: panda bear

i think a bear would be a great replacement for a guard dog. who would want to go up against a bear.

Side: panda bear

I will take a panda bear because I think it would be better behaved.

Side: panda bear
0 points

I vote panda. As far as I know they don't throw their shit at you when they get pissed. Of course, they are a bear so there's that to consider.

Side: panda bear
3 points

monkeys are a-lot better because they don't act weird like pandas. they are the most vicisous animals on earth.

Side: monkey
3 points

first of all i can take a monkey. i dont have to worry about not giving my panda bear that 200 piece of bamboo and getting mauled to pieces. but monkeys are so much cooler. you can trail them to use the bathroom, get you a beer/paper/etc, teach them sign language. panda bears just sit there.

Side: monkey
3 points

monkey can be trained to be good monkey like dog. monkey is one of the loyal pet toward their master. panda needs big place to put them. needs so much money to fulfill panda needs. so i choose monkey rather than panda bear.

Side: monkey
2 points

monkeys can hang from trees and watch to see if bastards are comeing and kill them. they would be pices of shit against a monkey. and the monkey would kill the panda bear so bad it would go to hell.

Side: monkey
1337hippo(8) Disputed
3 points

YOU DONT WANT YOUR ANIMALS TO BE KILLERS IF YOU TRAINED THE MONKEY TO KILL IT WOUULD HATE YOU AND I HOPE UR MONKEY THROWS POO RITE IN UR FACE AND HAVE YOU SEEN KUNG FU PANDA PO OWNS A TIGER I THINK HE CAN OWN A MONKEY :/

Side: panda bear
2 points

monkeys are so much better than panda bears because they are better killers and they are the next terminator. the panda would be no match for it it's to weak.

it would be calmer and and not a pice of shit like the panda bear.

Side: monkey
2 points

Monkeys are awsum because they hav tails jhg jhghkj hkjh kjhk jh kjh kh klh kjh kjh kjh jkhlk h kjhkj jk hjk hjk h c c c c c c c cc c c

Side: monkey
2 points

Monkeys kick panda ass, you put them in a boxing ring with a steel cage around it you see who will win!!! Rock on Monkeys... Fuck panda bears

Side: monkey
0 points

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Side: monkey
0 points

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Side: monkey