Totally true. I hate character requirements cuz I have to keep typingrandomcrapthatnoonecaresabout

Technically science teachers can be considered chaplains.

Yes. Ever heard about the girl who won a lottery in the UK and spent over 300,000 pounds on cocaine?

People never change their views on things like that. It would do absolutely nothing to talk to them.

Not on American soil. It is a sign of disrespect to your country. Only terrorists, paranoid conspiracy theorists, and disestablishmentarians fly the flag upside down on American soil.

Sometimes. But it is possible, so yes, they can be rehabilitated.

Nearly all of the world's knowledge is still written in books.

Believers think an all powerful god created the universe just so the "chosen people" could occupy the most insignificant fraction of it. Which do you think would look more ignorant in the eyes of an extraterrestrial sentient species?

If you don't regard them as things that are really watching us, then you are an atheist.

Problems:

1. Honey Boo Boo Child

2. The Kardashians

3. Miley Cyrus

4. Lotteries

5. Democrats raising taxes.