No shit Sherlock, but it doesn't help the situation.

Nah, just sticking it to a prick that got all ass-hurt over nothing.

Who else is going to take care of all these "Grammar Jews"?

If I'm a "Grammar Nazi", does that make you a "Grammar Jew"?

Because you're a bunch of ignorant thick bastards.

You sound like a virgin,

You can hear typed words?

you think playing a certain console will get you laid?

From where did you glean that, genius?

i'v got some news for you, your gonna be watching free porn on your parents computer until your 40

My parents are in their sixties and don't own a computer , Also it's "You're" not "your", "going to" and a capital "I" would be handy too.

then end up hiring an ugly prostitute at a comic/game convention.

There's whores at comic conventions?

Well at least I've wound you up, so it hasn't been all bad.

How about sex, have some of that, it's far better than this shit forever virgin nonsense.

What if there is an infinite number of systems and everything is rotating around something, electrons around nuclei, planets around stars, stars around galaxies centered around black holes, galaxies moving around dark matter cosmic structures making up universes rotating around some crazy super-universal body, rotating around something else, which are the "electrons" whizzing around the nuclei of matter that makes up sentient beings in a gigantoverse and so on?

How much do you smoke?

It would be a thrash magazine like "Take A Break" (or whatever American equivalent there is) about how useless men are, starting with Eve bitching about not getting the best fruit in the garden and about Adam "never shutting up about his rib, Jeez where are all the real men gone?"

It would move on to Noelle's flood, which would be the biggest PMS episode that a wooden boat ever saw, culminating in her poor husband admitting it was all his fault and that he's so lucky to have her.

It would include the Books of:

Shoes

Bags

Make up

Men issues

Crafts

The worlds easiest crossword puzzle

The prophesy of a forth coming Messiah would be of a virgin father getting lucky with a local traveler bike and having a pikey kid, which would be fulfilled in true Gypo style, the child being born in a private room in a hospital, and having it's entire welfare looked after by the state, the father having done a bunk and leaving the little scrubber with the Kid, to live out it's life in a caravan at the side of the road.

Revelations would be a Mystic meg column about how every woman in the world will some day find a good looking rich guy, while all other women will be languishing in mediocrity and still be independent trouts that are not shallow at all, not even a little bit.