As long as they come with an instructional pamphlet, I'm for it.

you were on drugs and booze when you went to school..., that explains a lot ;)

Like my proper sentence structure? The glaring absence of ;) after every single one of my comments? Perhaps it's my attempt to understand your drivel that has you confused.

What abstinence? Who said anything about abstinence? Do you see the word, "abstinence" anywhere in my argument? I am preaching common sense. If you can't afford, you must abort ;)

Because abortions are so cheap and easy to come by? You may not have said abstinence, but that is what's being taught at most of our schools. We need to institute comprehensive sex education, as well as raising awareness on the detrimental effects of child-bearing too early in life.

You sound like the type that can't do drugs and booze and pass a class ;) Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut, I did.

Not true at all, Howard Roark, the protagonist of the Fountainhead. Good thing I didn't cite the Fountainhead.

No, it was obvious that you are wrong given the proper definition of monopoly. I disagree; although no corporation has successfully instituted a monopoly, a complete implementation was largely due to anti-trust legislation.

Isn't your god subject to infinite regression as well? Indeed, it is. Yup.

So, science sucks because we don't know everything yet? Why do you assume our ignorance is evidence for a creator?

There will be many more denominations of Christianity, Islam, and Judaism. It's going to suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Yes, it will still be here. Two-hundred years isn't really a long enough time-frame to hypothesize such wondrous things.

There once was a god in the gaps, who oft would recede into naps. By night and by day, he wasted away until his whole body collapsed.