Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart. They provide analysis that real news stations do not. Even though both shows are humorous, they provide facts and analysis.

WTF. I fall in all categories. This makes me sad. I never wanted to be a terrorist!

Yes, you are right, it is impossible to call it a certainity, but for this reason:

All evidence for evolution is proven. The EVIDENCE is fact. The problem is it is impossible to say "This evidence means X, X exactly, and X only."

It bothers me when people say "it is only a theory" to disprove it, for they are confusing the word "theory" with "idea."

Here's a tip: don't use the Big Bang Theory as an example as another theory, for it is widely disputed. Use the Theory of Plate Tectonics. Anyone to not believe in that is a lunatic.

Yes, everyone evolves, as everyone endures mutations.

What you are saying implies that there is a set path planned for the evolution of certain species, which there is not.

Mutations are accidents. They can sometimes benefit.

Also Neanderthals died out on their own because it was an injurious variation.

and what bothers me is that you said "that is just your opinion," because that usually infers that you are saying that person is wrong and you are factual. You are not factual. Saying "that is just your opinion" does not make it wrong!

Evolution has not "ceased" in any animal. I think you are a little delusional on the subject. Let me clear this up for you:

The transition of "ape" to homo sapiens is not a process that occurs through one generation.

"why aren't we evolving to some strange terrestrial body"

For the same reason, the whole transition to a "new species" is not a transition that occurs on one generation. And what do you mean by some "strange terrestrial body"? You mean something different than what we are at this stage? For the same reason, it is not a one-generation process. Why would you not cause us a strange terrestial body today?

and "why aren't there half monkey half men who have just entered the middle cycle of evolution"

Evolution has no scripture that is followed. There is no one path that all species must mutate with, which is the reason why chimpanzees still exist to this date.

And by half monkey half man I might interpret that as a neanderthal, and those coexisted with homo sapiens for some time. Also if you want to see a half human half monkey today, you're gonna have to have sex with a monkey (although i am unsure if that would work out).