Trump's sure and steady hand

Hello K:

Trumps little tiny orange hands can't even grip the helm. He doesn't even know there's a helm to grip.

excon

Which city is better, Shanghai or Chicago?

Hello pres:

Well, Chicago has better pizza, but Shanghai has better moo goo gai pan..

excon

Why would God make me a lesbian?

Hello T:

God knows how much men enjoy watching women pleasuring each other.. That's certainly reason enough.

excon

How do I reclaim gold backed cryptocurrency for physical gold?

Hello ben:

If you bought gold WITHOUT taking physical possession of it, you'll NEVER get possession of it. That would be NEVER.. Bummer for you.

excon

Why have only liberal areas gotten creamed by the virus early on

Hello stinkey:

I thought I explained this already.... S'ok.. I'll do it again.. It's simple, really.. The virus needs CLOSE contact between people to spread.. City people live CLOSE to one another. Country folk don't..

excon

If a doctor can't get to you right now, do you have a right to his service?

Hello C:

Nahhh... Lemme infect your children, your brothers and sisters, your grandparents, your aunts and uncles.

Who the hell do I think I am, demanding free stuff??

excon

Sounds like burritolunch, eh Con?

Hello bront:

Jews enjoy equal opportunity haters.. We got 'em from the right.. We got 'em from the left.. We got 'em from everywhere..

Been that way for 6,000 years.. Gonna be that way for the next 6,000 years..

excon, Jew

Red and blue America are not experiencing the same pandemic

Hello cakes.

It’s true. Red America is countryfolk, and countryfolk don’t live near other country folk. It takes close contact to spread the virus, and country folk ain’t got that.

excon

Socialism is in the name "Nazi"

Hello H:

I dunno.. In your zeal to prove that Nazis were socialists, you'd have us believe that everything with the word "social" in it means it's Nazi. Ridiculous..

Of course, the PROOF that they're NOT is that during WWII, the "socialists" of the Soviet Socialists Republic killed MILLIONS, and MILLIONS of Nazis... And, their supposed brothers in socialism, the Nazi motherfuckers, killed MILLIONS and MILLIONS of socialists..

But, that's proof you IGNORE.. You can't argue with people who have their own set of facts..

excon

You mean there are two of you?

Hello again, K;

I don’t know. Isn’t social distancing the epitome of socialism?? It’s even in the name

excon