Are these useful trick-or-treating tips?
Trick-or-treating ain’t no game.
No, it’s a life lesson in goal-setting, planning, and tactical execution. Kids who master trick-or-treating go on to become successful world leaders. Kids who don’t could possibly also do the same, but with less chocolate to show for it. The point is that chocolate is delicious, and you should fill your pillowcase with as much of it as possible. You just have to master the 4 Rules Of Strategic Trick-Or-Treating first:
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I hide in a dark alley dressed in rags with a bloody ax, and when kids walk by I yell, "BOOGY BOOGY BOO!" and steal their candy. My way of battling childhood obesity. Just kidding. Trick or treating is like the coolest thing kids get to do, but it's different now, there's all kinds of curfews, and parents are all safe. I used to leave at like 5pm, and wouldn't get home until like 2 in the morning with enough candy to last me well past new years. My parents had no idea where the hell I was, it was sweeeeeeeeet! Side: I've got my own strategy
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