Me: God, can I ask You a question?

 God: Sure

 Me: Promise You won't get mad

 God: I promise

 Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?

 God: What do u mean?

 Me: Well, I woke up late

 God: Yes

 Me: My car took forever to start

 God: Okay

 Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait

 God: Huummm

 Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call

 God: All right

 Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?

God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that

Me (humbled): OH

 GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

 Me: (ashamed)

 God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.

 Me (embarrassed): Okay

 God: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.

 Me (softly): I see God

 God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.

 Me: I'm Sorry God

 God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.

 Me: I will trust You.

 God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.

 Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.

 God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...

 Me (mortified):

 God:  Nah, I'm just messing with you.  I was hung over and didn't want to have to deal with your whiny ass again today so I slept in ;)