Win an argument against anybody on this site in 10 easy steps!
Let's practice! Read all the steps, and the argument before continuing.
Reality does not exist. there's no evidence for reality except for physical stimuli which could be falsified. likewise, there's no evidence that the past is real. if there's no evidence for anything, there can be no correctly supported arguments. all arguments are based on a false reality.
Step 1. Write a convincing argument.
Step 2. Re-read
Step 3. Realize that your argument is garbage
Step 4. Draw a diagram to understand how the argument is structured. realize that a well placed cut could knock the whole argument down.
Step 5. Build a model of your diagram from string supporting a 1KG weight.
Step 6. Make the weight fall but cutting as few strings as possible.
Step 7. Repair the hole in you floor from where the weight hit it
Step 8. write a better argument.
Step 10: Realize that your argument is still garbage.
Step 5: if that doesn't work, try alt+F4
Step 6: if that doesn't work use your search box to find "System 32" and delete it. those files interfere with the Createdebate window.
Step 7: If you followed the steps, you're an idiot, and you just killed your computer.Really hope you have a backup. if you followed the instructions I gave, you read these all and have reached the secret. please, don't follow those instructions and instead please buy into the joke by saying something in the affirmative of my Insanely stupid argument. like wow that really helped! or something.
Step 8: Realize that winning an argument on the internet is like winning the special Olympics.
Step 9: Go outside. go do something with your life.
Step 10: Forget you were ever arguing.
There you have it! That's how you win any argument in 10 easy steps.
