Well, I'd like it to be like Hostel, you know those movies.

I wouldn't base it off anything, but it's be like I'd pay for a person to just torture the fuck out of them, and leave with only that on my mind, no hurt or police after me.

First: I'd have protection, like a butchers outfit but less, scum-type outfit. bald cap protecting thingy, leathery apron, and some gloves and some rain boots, you know stuff to protect from the blood

Then, I'd gain their trust. Tell them my story or something, make them feel like I'm not going to hurt them, I'd spend at least 5 minutes doing this.

And then I'd just go right for the fucking gold, I'd take my crowbar and star wailing on their fucking legs, so if they could escape my room, they wouldn't get very far.

I'd then take my little scalpel, and start cutting into their wrist, but not like those fuck ass EMO kids, like legitimately cutting.

I would fuck with them some more, I'd throw shit at them like powder acid and fuck with their skin.

Then I'd take my woodcutting handheld saw and stick it right in their fucking face.