A tale of two wanks
In the time of old, when the seas where eightfold and the trees still spake unto men, there was a man who knew not fear. His Name was Nomenclees of Atlantis, and he was the philosopher king of Atlantis. His father gave him a sacred wank when he was 5 years old, which was passed down by his father before him. Ever since that day he tried to unlock the secret power of the wank, which was foretold since the dawn age, when man first learned to wield the flames. Little did he know, that his wank was not the only wank, for an entity known only as factimus maxineximos had an even larger wank than he. One day, the king shouted "LO, what man could have a wank as brobdingnagian as I?" and factimus stepped forth, and presented his wank. The king slapped factimus with a rusty codpiece, and then shoved his wank up his ass. "How dare you presume to posses a larger wank than I" spat the king. But then factimus slapped him with his wank and raped him with a rusty goblet filled with primordial ooz from the depths of Andy's fat sweaty buttocks. "Together we could lead CD to a golden age, but instead you assault me with your wank" shouted factimus. And finally, the king said "you are right, I will insert my wank into yours, and they shall be as one". And Atlantis went on to conquer CD, with the combined power of the two wanks.
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