If you were in charge of designing people, would you design them to pass gas?
Uhh, NO you wouldn't
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God farts, so man should too
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No, I wouldn't, neither would any creator. No creator with any foresight or intelligence would make humans from a convoluted mishmash of protein, trace elements, and water. A creator would have access to far superior materials such as titanium, carbon fibre and make far better brains from silicon. Therefore there is not the slightest sign that life was created but evolved and became more complicated over a long period of time. Side: Uhh, NO you wouldn't
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Hello bront: I don't blame you.. If somebody pointed out a huge flaw in my beliefs, I'd make light of it too.. Look.. You want me to believe in intelligent design.. And, I'd LIKE to because it's such a warm and cozy story.. But, if I was God, and I was designing a person, he'd NEVER shit like animals do.. And, if I HAD to let him shit, I'd CERTAINLY keep procreation and birth as far away from shitting as possible.. Wouldn't you?? You'd LIKE my design.. It's very holy.. excon Side: God farts, so man should too
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How, exactly, is making an absurd statement such as "if I were God, I'd do things differently" "pointing out a huge flaw in [Creationist] beliefs"? That statement is absurd because God is omniscient, and created people in a particular manner, therefore if you were God you would do exactly the same thing. Side: Uhh, NO you wouldn't
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And, if I HAD to let him shit, I'd CERTAINLY keep procreation and birth as far away from shitting as possible.. Wouldn't you? 1)Your human would look very strange, I wouldn't want to mate with it, and apparently it would poop out of its face, toes, or Chest. 2)After seeing this model, I would probably go with it out of comfortability and familiarity. Anything else would seem alien. 3)Apparently your human would mate by attaching its head to the female's head. The more I think about it, the less efficient and more bizarre your prototype would be. Perhaps it is best that you do not design them. Side: Uhh, NO you wouldn't
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If God is omniscient and omnipotent as he is claimed to be, these laws mean nothing. From a classically theistic view, there's no reason he couldn't design a human without the need to obey the biological laws that HE put into place. To claim that an omniscient God is restricted by his own biological laws is frankly nonsense. Side: Uhh, NO you wouldn't
I never said anything about God. A couple things. If God could create people without the need to obey biological laws, either why make anything biological or why make biological laws? What would be the point of creating something biological if it wasn't subject to biological law? Side: Uhh, NO you wouldn't
You forget that the initial debate was about if we were god designing people. If we were god we could just design it so people and human farts don't contribute to global warming. Unless you're saying no god could be all powerful. Is that what you're saying? Side: Uhh, NO you wouldn't
When we eat, drink or swallow saliva, we also swallow tiny amounts of air. This swallowed air accumulates in the gut. The gas within our digestive system consists mainly of nitrogen and oxygen. When we digest food, gas, mainly in the form of hydrogen, methane and carbon dioxide is released. I don't think we really have a choice. Side: God farts, so man should too
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