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Cat ointment Sell to chinese
Debate Score:12
Arguments:12
Total Votes:12
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 Cat ointment (7)
 
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My cat has a rash, what should I do?

Cat ointment

Side Score: 7
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Sell to chinese

Side Score: 5
1 point

Microwave it for 20 minutes then douche the affected area with aviation fuel and set in alight.

If this doesn't work take it to your local butcher and have him cut the infection away.

Side: Cat ointment
1 point

Shave your balls next time before you rub yourself on it. ............................

Side: Cat ointment

My cat has a rash, what should I do?

Grab the little terd, mount it, and show it who's boss and who its daddy is.

Side: Cat ointment
Daegonius(329) Disputed
1 point

I raped my dad once, I am my daddy's daddy, bitch.

I do not fuck cats anymore, I kicked the habit after my nugget pouch got scratched

Side: Sell to chinese
1 point

I do not fuck cats anymore

Yes you do. You fuck em. You fuck the fur off their little bald cat asses.

Side: Cat ointment
1 point

How big is it? How did he get it? .

Side: Sell to chinese
Daegonius(329) Disputed
1 point

1 It's the size of a squirrels lactating teat

2 my cat is more of a pussy cat if you know what I mean

3 she got it by crusading through the forest on a quest to kill birds and squirrels while they lactate in the treetops.

Side: Cat ointment
1 point

1) damn thats very precise

2) errr like a female cat?

3) Did she take back Jerusalem from them?

^_^

Wash with water, put desinfectant, she should be fine

Birds and squirrels have no shame, lactating? In trees? Disgusting!

Side: Cat ointment
1 point

Be my bitch. Be my everything. Lick my balls. Milk me.....................

Side: Sell to chinese
1 point

I'v seen this before. The "Cat" should be taken to a doctor as soon as possible. Do not stroke the "cat" until the doctor gives a thumbs up.

Side: Sell to chinese