Was 2Pac The Black Jesus?
I am a dedicated, faithful Pacanist and I follow the good lord's gospel of thuggery with Machiavellian delight. As a follower of this minority religion my views are often mocked publicly, but my faith is too strong to be wavered by such ignorant perspectives. These idiots will regret their criticism when they die because their immortal souls will be forced to sign to Death Row Records, whereas mine will ascend to thug paradise where there is a bottomless Hennessy pool, 888 fine bitches and no VD. For those who may yet be saved, I highly recommend that you read the parable of the doubting Thomas, the dimebag and the liquor store drive-by.
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Amen Bitch.
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No, He Was The Black Satan
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