5 Gum actually lasts quite a long time when you chew a new piece. And the gum doesn't get all hard either, it says moist and soft and chewy for a long LONG time.

5 Gum actually lasts quite a long time when you chew a new piece. And the gum doesn't get all hard either, it says moist and soft and chewy for a long LONG time.

5 Gum actually lasts quite a long time when you chew a new piece. And the gum doesn't get all hard either, it says moist and soft and chewy for a long LONG time.

Well what if the button contacted Joe, wherever he is in the universe, and made him log on to CD and respond to one of your arguments in JoeCavalry style? I'm sure that would make you bust up laughing if you could do that! (;

Hell ya. No matter what happens, Americans will never get so pissed off that they put aside their anger with one another to unite against a corrupted government. That's why Obama has been able to move this country into a more socialist state of life instead of the capitalist way that we should be in. If Americans looked past their differences they would see and understand that we need to tear down our government and start over.

It's true! I'm the nice guy and find it way too hard to hook up with girls because they all just want to be friends and nothing more. )':

It totally sucks when you are friends with the greatest gal in the world but because she likes you too much as a friend you will never get anywhere with her!

No I would not consent. The government works for me and our country and they belong to us. We don't belong to them. Consenting to such a thing would be worse than Communism, probably even more like slavery. And who would ever consent to being a slave?

Homework sucks. I mean, teachers expect you to spend 2-3 hours on their class every day, but we students have 6 classes. If we spend 2 hours a day on homework for 6 classes and spend 8 hours a day at school that means we get 4 hours of sleep a night, if that, not counting the time to take showers and eat. And studies show that a growing adolescent should get 8-10 hours of sleep per night. So we are getting half of what we need.

And why did I just get downvoted without reason? This makes no sense. I pose a valid question and then get downvoted with no response. Someone is throwing a tantrum.

Personally I think that Manhatten is the greatest city in the world. I mean, I know I haven't traveled all over the world, but I definitely love Manhatten and Boston. Those are my two favorite cities and they are amazing!

Welcome back. Why did you leave school? You didn't bring Jesus back with you did you? I hate that guy. ):<

I don't like the baja steak, but Chalupas are the greatest thing to happen to a taco ever man! Like the Chalupa Supreme is just crazy good!

The dollar menu has the Whopper Jr. If McDonalds had like a Big Mac Jr. on their dollar menu I would totally vote for McDonalds. (Oh, McDonalds is spelled wrong in the debate title, just FYI)

Then why is this a 2 sided debate and not a popularity contest? o_O;

Alcoholics at least pay taxes on their alcohol. Druggies don't pay taxes. So in that sense, alcoholics contribute more to society than stoners do.

Isn't there a theory that there is a universe within every atom? And that our universe is just an atom of someone else's universe?

Oh! Harsh! (;

But I mean if you truly that weed is that great then who knows what someone might do to get it.

There is more white on a zebra than there is black, so that means that the black is the recessive color thus is the stripe and not the color. And there are such things as stripeless zebras that have white fur and not black fur.

Oh. I thought he went to those "massage" parlors to fool his wife into thinking he was still straight. (;

No no no, that doesn't work. Lol. Water is water is water is water. Water makes things wet, but it is not wet itself. That is like saying that someone who bullies other people bullies himself as well.

And where does a metrosexual come into play? (;

The minimum length for an argument is 50 characters. The purpose of this restriction is to cut down on the amount of dumb jokes, so we can keep the quality of debate and discourse as high as possible.

And since I put my argument on this side, clearly I think that being right is the most important thing about a debate. My reasoning was all to support my opinion that being right is more important than understanding.

True, but if you are Chuck Norris you can. (;

And since the numbers are still in variable form it's somewhat more acceptable.

AND, no one knows what 0 divided by 0 is, so it might be ok. (;

Well I mean, why not? As much as people say it isn't, homosexuality is a choice. You choose to be gay if you like men more than women. And you can choose to be straight again if you decide you actually like women more than men.

A debate has two or more sides and at the end of a debate, one person comes out right. If there is a disagreement then it doesn't necessarily mean one person is right or wrong, it means they have different views, but the way a debate is set up is so that there is definitely one person that is right and one person that is wrong in the end.

Much of debate is using your oponents momentum against them. Or, in other words, twisting what they say to your advantage. (;

Bloody rotten hell hole we live in when people go and do that though. (;

Ok ok! I shall prove it. Watch this and see my proof:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkSow7FtWmA&feature;=related

And Idiocracy is the perfect proof of your argument.

The minimum length for an argument is 50 characters. The purpose of this restriction is to cut down on the amount of dumb jokes, so we can keep the quality of debate and discourse as high as possible.

I would tell them to look at the Soviet Union and what happened to them and their citizens when they didn't elect their leaders.

Beware the Cavalrys.

OR

Michael Jackson never had a skin disease.

OR

Don't trust a Liberal. (;

Well if it is animal cruely to feed live animals to dogs then it must be animal cruelty when it involves fish. Where do we draw the line?

Alcoholics at least pay taxes to help support the economy.

You can always make your own interpretation of what a story should be during a book, but a movie is interpreted for you, thus ruining the whole experience.

from google:

welfare: governmental provision of economic assistance to persons in need

from urbandictionary.com:

welfare: the #2 cause of overpopulation in America; free money

Well I'm Jewish and don't believe in hell, so since that is taken out of the contest, that makes Heaven the winner.

P.S. This is a stupid debate.

If there are aliens that land down on earth doesn't that mean that all religions are wrong? (;

(Or at least just Christianity? Judaism never really said that the Earth was the center of everything, that was more of a Christian thing)

Man = Penis

Woman = Vagina

Penis <3 Vagina

Man <3 Woman

(;

Who the hell is Charlie Chaplin?

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Oh, and if you didn't already notice, my tag says "Drew Carey", not "Jim Carey". (;

I feel that welfare has done no good to this country financially or independently for that matter at all. Welfare was designed to help those in need get back on their feet, but clearly it has since then become quite corrupt. Welfare needs to be gone with because people don't learn if you spoon feed them. The world is cruel, and the only way to survive is to be cold or acknowledge that fact, but those who are on welfare never have to face the world because the government takes care of them. It is highly unjust for people on welfare to get anywhere near the same luxeries as a hard working lower class citizen. So it must be done away with!

They measure a man's greatness by his penis. Abraham Lincoln's was much longer because he was much taller. (;

They say that he had such a huge hat because his condoms were too big to keep in his pockets. (;

You are fucking retarded. The CONFEDERATE FLAG represented the idea that blacks aren't equal to whites. The American flag flew over the country based on equality and freedom, and idea that was before its time, but a just idea nonetheless. The reason the American flag is acceptable and the CONFEDERATE flag is not is that the American flag, even during times of slavery, still stood for equality and freedom (thus proven by the North).

Well I'm pretty sure the black community was getting fed up with white people as the symbol of this country for so long that Obama taking office did keep the peace between the white and black communities. (;

You don't have to believe me, but I do speak (type) the truth. It was a Kaplan PSAT that I took and was not part of my school at all.

If you take the derivative of both of them then you get:

1' = 2'

since:

1' = 0

and

2' = 0

and

0=0,

BUT

that is the derivative, that is not the actual number itself. So sorry, no dice.

Nope nope nope. You are all wrong. As we have evolved and become more sophisticated (or less depending on how you look at it), women can have 1 boob, and children can have only one creator. (;

Nope nope nope. Already done.

You can always replace x with y under any circumstance you want supposing you have 2+ equations.

Example:

x+y=1

x-y=0

THEREFORE:

y+y=1

oh! got rid of x! I rule! (;

OR:

You can go ahead and say that:

f(x)=x^2+45x-10000000000000000

and then:

f'(x)=2x+45!

OH EM GEE I'M AWESOME! (;

OR OR OR:

y' = dy/dx

ok! ok! ok!

here is a really funny math joke for anyone that has taken/is taking calculus and knows what a derivative is and the specific terms:

doptomus/dx = optomus prime!

(;

Holy crap! That if some freaky shit!

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It's ok though! My AP Calculus teacher breaks math all the time! Watch:

In a limit function you can only have one value for a number, so when you divide by the square root of x to solve for the limit at x approaches some given value, you are not dividing by (+/-)(the square root of x), you are merely dividing by (+ OR -)(the square root of x). (you decided whether it is + or - depending on if you are approaching a positive or negative number with the limit) (;

see that? i broke math, so ha! This Side will surely triumph because we have amazing math-altering skillz! (;