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17
Sleep in a tub full of roaches Have sex with a bear
Debate Score:28
Arguments:14
Total Votes:29
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 Sleep in a tub full of roaches (5)
 
 Have sex with a bear (9)

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If you had to choose one, would you rather...

This is totally for fun, not meant to be taken seriously.

Sleep in a tub full of roaches

Side Score: 11
VS.

Have sex with a bear

Side Score: 17

Because the other option is unbearable...

Side: a bad pun
1 point

that sure was punny.

Side: Have sex with a bear

Since you didn't specify what type of roaches you meant...I'll specifically make it a tub full of the other type of "roach" and say, throw me the matches and stock up on some really good munchies!

Side: Sleep in a tub full of roaches

I think I'll take the roaches, do they bite? How long to we have to be the in tub?

Side: Sleep in a tub full of roaches
simoriah(201) Disputed
1 point

yes, roaches bite, and their feet have little barbs on them.

also, you would have to be in their for as long as it would normally take to have sex, and im pretty sure bears dont take that long.

Side: Have sex with a bear

I couldn't bear the other option... it was unbearable. A, puns to fill the 50 character limit.

I would rather hibernate in a tub full of roaches.

Side: Sleep in a tub full of roaches
4 points

only cause i have a phobia of roaches. i could just get REALLY drunk and then fuck the bear. it's not like i easily get emotionally disturbed from who i fucked.

i sometimes consider banging a hot transsexual...

Side: Have sex with a bear
HGrey87(750) Disputed
1 point

It won't let me type a response as short as " [Blank stare] "

Side: Sleep in a tub full of roaches
1 point

lmao,

well, the penis is a lot to get over,

but I swear there's some tranny's in Vegas Nostradamus couldn't predict were packing

Side: Have sex with a bear
1 point

well, transSEXUALS are supposed to have it removed.

Side: Have sex with a bear
3 points

I get freaked out easily with bugs D: and Cockroaches are the worst xD

Side: Have sex with a bear
3 points

... pitcher or catcher? I need more specifics. And will there be cuddling afterwards? Because bears look really cozy on discovery channel.

Side: Have sex with a bear
2 points

So long as it isn't a male bear and there are no strapons involved and I get to use a condom then bear. And if not I'd run away screaming.

Side: Run Away Screaming
1 point

bc if im in a tub full of roaches, somthing is going in my various holes anyway, and if that is going to happen, id rather it be something that wont burrow its way into my brain. 0.0

also, the bear would probably feel better.

Side: Have sex with a bear